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Star offers a different view on the events of 11 September in New York...
--RING-- "Hello?" "Bill's dead." "What do you mean 'Bill's dead?'" "Like Ministry says, he's 'The Dead Guy.'"
Oprah and Dr. Phil are allowed to rampage over America like fuckin’ Godzilla and Godzuki, wreaking emotional havoc and sucking in a LOT of money.
I hate mothers. I mean, I don’t hate my mother (at least not now) and I probably don’t hate your mother (unless you’re my old friend Joe from 5th grade. His mom was really a screaming bitch.)
...Madonna were snapping the pictures out of her vagina…
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