Dateline: Sondra Lowell
Sondra Lowell is the inventor of the Film Sleepy genre, movies that put the audience to sleep. The Los Angeles Times praised her first feature, "WebcamMurder.com," as "the most boring talky ever made." Her second feature, Sublime Crime: A Subliminal Mystery, is the first entirely subliminal mystery in history.
...but seriously, Jerry, what if the election hangs on this interview?
...and if you do eat food that may be tainted, will you live?
Even an Amazon price setter can suffer from attention deficit disorder.