Dateline: I have no taste for either poverty or honest labour, so writing is the only reco
I write books, situation comedies, articles and humorous emails. I manage time relatively efficiently, I can tread water but distance swimming is a problem due to poor coaching as a boy. I have been able to ride a bike for many years now, a skill that gives me a sense of tremendous well-being but I remain fearful of its awesome power. I am able to play no musical instruments but can recognise 95% of them by sight alone.