Soleil is akin to a drunk sorority girl trying to get into the fraternity's little sister program.
The single is a homage to 80s pop, except it lacks the charm of the era.
The single assumes celebrities are perfect and wondrous human beings.
The single is a sure fire classic.
It's like a "let's get back together" speech heard from a significant other years ago. It needs to be forgotten.
The single is nothing more than an audio version of Seventeen.
Regardless of his sexual orientation, he convincingly sells a relationship with a woman
Ego and unexplained weirdness sink the single.
It may not be the best written song or even the best sung. However, it's an unbelievably entertaining listen.
Belinda Carlisle has inadvertently become her friend's life coach.