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• 40 GOP House Committee Chairman Mutinies Over French Fries

  Oh why can’t this be a satire? The sordid story of the death and politics of "Freedom" fries and "Freedom" toast!

  Opinion in Politics — by Jet Gardner — on Aug 12, 2006

• 39 The London Airline Terrorist Plot: An Iranian Diversion From An Attack On Jerusalem Planned August 22nd?

  Could Rajab 27th be the end of days? Is Jerusalem in danger of destruction at the hands of Iran?

  Opinion in Politics — by Jet Gardner — on Aug 11, 2006

• 38 Homeland Security Insists System Working Even As 11 Egyptian Students Vanish

  If Homeland Security can't find 11 Egyptian students, how will they find terrorists?

  Opinion in Politics — by Jet Gardner — on Aug 09, 2006

• 37 A Mediterranean Environmental Disaster Looms Nearly Unnoticed As Israel/Lebanon War Wages

  Is it possible to pause a war in order to save an entire ecosystem?

  Opinion in Sci/Tech — by Jet Gardner — on Aug 04, 2006

• 36 Lance Armstrong’s Life Story Flick Spawns Gay Rumors, Lots Of Publicity

  The odds open at 3-to-1 that Jake Gyllenhaal's next paparazzi kiss is with the 7-time Tour de France winner.

  News in Sports — by Jet Gardner — on Aug 02, 2006

• 35 Bush Arrogantly Halves IRS Auditors For Wealthiest Few After Congress Says “No” To His Cuts

  Has the president become so power hungry that he can defy congress?

  Opinion in Politics — by Jet Gardner — on Jul 25, 2006

• 34 Satire: Bush Urges Congress To Raise Border Security Budget In Order To Eliminate Forest Strangers

  President Bush expresses concerns over evildoers in our nation's timberlands.

  Satire in Politics — by Jet Gardner — on Jul 22, 2006

• 33 Satire: Televangelist Suffers Heart Attack After Shooting Down Blogcritics' Blimp And Getting A Sign From God!

  Another deranged fantasy from the sick mind of Jet in Columbus for your entertainment pleasure?

  Satire in Culture — by Jet Gardner — on Jul 19, 2006

• 32 Grim Satire: U.S. President Offers Prayers For Honolulu After North Korea Commits Suicide

  What would happen if North Korea bluffed its way into a corner tomorrow over half a billion tons of rice?

  Satire in Politics — by Jet Gardner — on Jul 16, 2006

• 31 Deep And Committed Religious Faith = Hatred, Needless Persecution, Genocides And Useless Destruction?

  I once wanted to be a minister, but I don't understand how or why so many people use God's name as excuse for inhumanity. I need to understand.

  Opinion in Culture — by Jet Gardner — on Jul 13, 2006