Not kidding: Swimming pools filled with syrup, squid genital cannibalism, and why people still like Pink (the singer, not the color).
American imperial squirrels, planetary pissing contest, and mad scientists (they're MADDD!!! I say).
Prions lurking, brains lying, and the Pill is not fooling anybody.
Plants are Not Bad, Panda Porn, and Some Questions about Omega-3
Obvious polls, anti-malaria wristwatches, and galaxies number #1 (Number #2 to Follow)...
Comets Gone Wild, Evil Plants, and a Very Silly Metaphor.
Moss flatulence, space radiation controlling your proteins, and how Google will soon rule the World!
Chimps soon to develop reality TV, America proven once again to suck, and Winter, what was that again?
Science metaphor watch, global catastrophe for fun and profit, and why complementary medicine is still a load of hooey.
War, what is it good for? Endangered Species. That and how a physicist has proven my occupational failure.