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Horse's Ass
Sometimes a person may call another person an ass. But, sometimes they are even more specific... a horse's ass.
I was walking into this store today, and right in front of the entrance there was this 1 little step that you had to walk up before you got to the door.
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Dog Toys
When you get your dog a new toy, your dog is thinking "Oh great, another rubber thing that will squeak when I bite it, lucky me."
I'd like to be a fish for a day, just to see if they view being out of the water the same way we view being in the water.
My reenactment of what happened the day that the "My child is an honor student" bumper sticker idea first came about.
Whenever you buy a toy, the box that it comes in always has an age group written on it.
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The Creation of Certain Words.
Like how did the first guy to accidentally bang his head on something know to say 'ouch'?
How can you tell the difference between a cat stuck in a tree, and a cat just IN a tree?
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MTV's "Made"
The thing that I always thought was strange about this show, is the thing that they are trying to become Made at.
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Where are all the Plant Hospitals?
If plants are living and breathing things that can die, why isn't there a plant hospital?
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