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• 20 Cars...

  When they sell cars, they always try to make the car sound really good by telling you things about it. Things like how much horse power it has. But, before cars were invented, I wonder if they did this when they tried to sell horses.

  in Culture — by in10sity — on Jun 10, 2004

• 19 The "friendly hello and goodbye" kiss.

  It was then that I was reminded of a problem that I've known I've had for a long, long time. You see, I am terrible at giving the "friendly hello and goodbye" kiss.

  in Culture — by in10sity — on Jun 09, 2004

• 18 Water Problems

  If you are ever in a swimming pool and you hear someone coughing, the first thought that comes to your mind is that this person must have swallowed water.

  in Culture — by in10sity — on Jun 07, 2004

• 17 "The Third"

  Sometimes when people are given the same name as their father or grandfather, they get a number added on at the end of their name. Like you'd now say their name as John Smith "The Second," or John Smith "The Third."

  in Culture — by in10sity — on Jun 03, 2004

• 16 The "#1 Dad" hat.

  One year when I was younger, I got my dad a "#1 Dad" hat for Father's Day. He said he loved it, but he never wore it. I always wondered why, but now I finally understand.

  in Culture — by in10sity — on Jun 01, 2004

• 15 Pull a rabbit out of a hat.

  All of the other tricks had to do with making things disappear, or knowing which card was your card. But now somehow a hat and a rabbit have become involved in the magic act.

  in Culture — by in10sity — on May 31, 2004

• 14 Penis And Vagina

  Sometimes I wonder, how did people know that the penis and the vagina should be covered up with clothing? How did people figure out that THESE were the body parts that shouldn't be seen by other people?

  in Culture — by in10sity — on May 25, 2004

• 13 School Punishments

  Sometimes when you do something bad in school, as a punishment the teacher makes you write the bad thing that you did 100 times over and over.

  in Culture — by in10sity — on May 24, 2004

• 12 Employees Must Wash Hands

  One of my favorite things about going out to eat is using the bathrooms so I can see the "Employees Must Wash Hands" sign. I love that sign.

  in Culture — by in10sity — on May 20, 2004

• 11 Chicken

  Sometimes when you're scared to do something, someone might call you a "chicken" and then start making chicken noises at you.

  in Culture — by in10sity — on May 18, 2004