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I'm not good at remembering when holidays are coming up. That's why I'm lucky that there are always commercials on TV around the time of the holiday that remind me.
Ever ask someone a normal everyday question, and they answer by telling you that they don't have a clue?
Whenever you get a bug bite and it itches, they always tell you not to scratch it. "Scratching only makes it worse!" ...That just seems to work out so very unfairly.
An extremely helpful tip for all of the children out there who get hit by their parents.
I think our court system needs to find a more advanced way of getting people to tell the truth. All we do is make them promise.
Aspirin is mostly used for headaches, but it has other medical uses too. Like for example, it is sometimes used as a blood thinner.
People are always ranking things on a scale of 1-10. I wish there really was a scale of 1-10. You would put stuff on it and it would tell you how good it is on a scale of 1-10.
Whenever I pass by the park, I always see elderly people sitting on the benches feeding the birds by throwing them bread. I think there is something very wrong with this picture.
When you are shopping in a clothing store, lots of times someone who works in the store will come up to you and tell you things like "Yeah, that shirt would look great on you" or "Those pants are perfect for you."
Is it just me, or does Sesame Street seem like a really strange street to live on? No one who lives there seems to mind that most of the houses are lived in by puppets.
