Founder of the League of Tana Tea Drinkers (LOTT D), expiring writer of Zombos Closet of Horror Blog, and valet to Zombos, the noted B-movie horror actor (to his few remaining and decaying fans).
Igor is as subtle as a clubfoot, and just as uncomfortable a fit in the genre it draws upon.
A horror Happy Meal for one.
Another missed opportunity for real scares.
Not a blockbuster, but a quiet triumph for the series.
The Dark Knight is why superheros in comic books were created in the first place.
When the dead won't stay dead will they want MySpace pages, too?
Mean, green, and still incredible.
Home is where the heart-pounding terror is.
Where will the analog fun go?
Torture porn is dehumanizing and disgusting. But it sells. Why?