I'm sick and tired of movie poster design contests, dammit!
Drew's movie haikus have been proven to lower blood pressure by 13%!
Movie haiku. The cornerstone of a nutritional breakfast.
It's that glorious time of year once again...
Haiku is art...except when I write it.
Thoughts on the weekend's movies in haiku form. I'm Joe Poet.
Damn you Nic Cage and your archery-challenged daughter!
I think Bridget Jones will be quite jealous of Darcy in this one...
Julianne Moore most assuredly does not "got a brand new bag" these days.