David Mazzotta is author of the comic novels Apple Pie and Business as Usual.
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Wherein we finally put 2007 to bed.
Wherein I make my peace with 2007.
Wherein I make my final stand.
Wherein I grasp at anything remotely interesting.
Wherein I realize there's no point in predicting the predictable.
Wherein I milk the goats.
Wherein I make geldings of the Broncos (metaphorically speaking).
Wherein I decry the tyranny of virtue.
Wherein I determine that all Super Bowls can be expressed as a fraction.
Wherein I talk about how totally right I am about stuff.