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Here was my prediction that I originally published in "CW Predicts," a blog I got up and running and deserted shortly after predicting real poverty if I didn't get my ass in gear and sell something. Which I did. This is what my soul brought in.
Valentine's Day is really about our universal need to know we are loved by someone special. Scoring, in other words.
Did John Kerry botox his furrows? Did George Bush get a midnight nose job in the White House? Who nose. You'll have to consult Brian Flemming's pictorial comparisons.
The Pope probably did say something like, "It is as it was." Big whip. The Pope also passes out souvineers, but that doesn't make him Ronald McDonald, anymore than saying 'nice flick' makes him Roger Ebert.
Nipple Shields, the product, not the former child star, will be destined to replace the thong, which should be done every 3,000 miles anyway.
Osama felt accepted into the special club of extremely smelly men who live together in caves launching international plots on shoestring budgets. To understand Osama one must read Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves. It's about our only source, unfortunately.
The only reason George Bush could walk into the White House like he owns the place is that he thinks he owns the place. He got there the way he got anywhere else: just walked in and said get me some pretzels.
Bullies almost always become bullies because they have something to hide. Often what they are hiding is a great fear of the very thing over which they appear most courageous.
In a race against time, the Chinese launched a massive innoculation program, not on humans, but birds, specifically pigeons, one at a time, starting in a park, with photographers around.
In a shocking move, the White House announced the abrupt resignation of National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice and named her successor, controversial Super Bowl flasher Janet Jackson, whose recent antics bewildered America.
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