CW Fisher

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• 124 Bob Dylan: Shock Rocker

  Wallpaper rock. 12 bar progressions. Guitar licks. Drum fills. Into this tuneless desert Dylan spat his lyric in a cadence unknown to poets, rappers, auctioneers, or his audience.

  in Music — by CW Fisher — on Nov 02, 2004

• 123 A Gotton Goat

  Deep night with a drunken optimist on failing legs.

  in Culture — by CW Fisher — on Aug 12, 2004

• 122 Nightmare of the Donut Man

  The purpose of the terror alert system is to promote public preparedness by encouraging widespread panic among voters.

  in Culture — by CW Fisher — on Aug 03, 2004

• 121 Loop de lie

  Classic Rock in a looped queue is only bested by the Donut Man in the category of Most Irritating.

  in Culture — by CW Fisher — on Jul 20, 2004

• 120 Tats, not Toos

  All the tattoos on young women and old women, all types of women, especially thin women, most of them hidden because it's Monday.

  in Culture — by CW Fisher — on Jul 19, 2004

• 119 Talk about values

  America can't say it 'values' marriage, or families, or children when it has children having children who are breeding.

  in Culture — by CW Fisher — on Jul 17, 2004

• 118 What Sork said

  Sork is not necessarily of this planet, which is one of the first things he wants you to know.

  in Culture — by CW Fisher — on Jul 16, 2004

• 117 Bush beats Kerry at all-nite store

  In this neighborhood you're either with us or against us. Turns out to be good incentive.

  in Culture — by CW Fisher — on Jul 15, 2004

• 116 Fmail

  What happens when you hook a garden hose to a fire hydrant.

  in Culture — by CW Fisher — on Jul 07, 2004

• 115 Dick sizes

  Why is Dick Cheney so fond of one very, very small gesture?

  in Politics — by CW Fisher — on Jul 06, 2004