Wallpaper rock. 12 bar progressions. Guitar licks. Drum fills. Into this tuneless desert Dylan spat his lyric in a cadence unknown to poets, rappers, auctioneers, or his audience.
Deep night with a drunken optimist on failing legs.
The purpose of the terror alert system is to promote public preparedness by encouraging widespread panic among voters.
Classic Rock in a looped queue is only bested by the Donut Man in the category of Most Irritating.
All the tattoos on young women and old women, all types of women, especially thin women, most of them hidden because it's Monday.
America can't say it 'values' marriage, or families, or children when it has children having children who are breeding.
Sork is not necessarily of this planet, which is one of the first things he wants you to know.
In this neighborhood you're either with us or against us. Turns out to be good incentive.
What happens when you hook a garden hose to a fire hydrant.
Why is Dick Cheney so fond of one very, very small gesture?