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• 5 Radical Cleric gains a level, with a total of 1,302,123,002 experience points

  Britain's most high-profile radical Muslim cleric, who applauded the Sept. 11 attacks and last week's space shuttle crash, has just announced that he is now a level 37 cleric.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Nov 29, 2003

• 4 Saddam Hussein spotted at local goth club

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Nov 29, 2003

• 3 Trevor brags about crappy geocities website

  "i just finished my geocities website , so now im taking the under construction graphic off , i cant wait until the traffic counter goes off the scale for my poetry page!!!" he gleamed.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Nov 29, 2003

• 2 Dustin (this) Diamond (is) shot (not) dead (true) in front of mother's home

  According to early reports from police, Dustin was just leaving his home he shared with his mother Emily Diamond when he was gunned down.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Nov 29, 2003

• 1 Milli Vanilli reborn with Toronto digital hardcore label

  The advantageous part of the worst music ever conceived and released, is it is absolute PPPERFECT fare for destroying in a digital hardcore style remix onslaught. And that is exactly what Canadian hardcore tag team Atari Bizkit (aka DJ Skeeter, Sounds of Horror, and other projects) and Czechcock have done through the new label : HERES MY CARD RECORDS

  in Music — by Crushkill — on Nov 29, 2003