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• 15 "Rope Artist" Mistakenly Receives DHR Rejection Letter

  Harry Fluhg was surprised and bewildered to get a rejection notice for a demo he never created from Digital Hardcore Recordings.

  News in Music — by Crushkill — on Dec 25, 2003

• 14 Bill Cosby Spotted in Iraq

  Actor and comedian Bill Cosby was found to have been living in Iraq for nearly four months, discovered by an imbedded journalist.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Dec 20, 2003

• 13 Arnold Schwarzenegger gung-ho about new movie role

  Blockbuster Actor/Politician, Arnold Schwarzenegger, will play Pte. Jessica Lynch when the former PoW's story comes to the small screen.

  in Video — by Crushkill — on Dec 17, 2003

• 12 Man learns to smile again after 20 years of not smiling

  Fred smiled today. For 20 years, the nerve endings and muscles in his face refused to communicate with the emotion-electro signals from his brain.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Dec 13, 2003

• 11 "This drawing's a piece of shit," mutters father to wife

  After carefully putting away her paints and other various tools, Beth Millton (5) grabbed her freshly painted artwork and scurried off to the kitchen, eager to show it off to mom and dad.

  Satire in Culture — by Crushkill — on Dec 10, 2003

• 10 Father Lazily Builds Train Set

  "Ever since my wife had those kids, I've been too busy working and paying the bills to really care about this passion of mine for shitty train sets."

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Dec 10, 2003

• 9 man fed up with mediocre facial expressions

  "You know , every aspect of our western society today seems to be constantly improving or changing for the better; be it technology , science , medicine, or what have you - everything is being changed or improved."

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Dec 06, 2003

• 8 Teens Become Fascinated with Garbage

  David and Julia are just two teenagers of millions caught up in the latest fad that is sweeping the nation - looking through other people's garbage.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Dec 05, 2003

• 7 Radical Cleric gains a level, with a total of 1,302,123,002 experience points

  Britain's most high-profile radical Muslim cleric, who applauded the Sept. 11 attacks and last week's space shuttle crash, has just announced that he is now a level 37 cleric.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Dec 01, 2003

• 6 webmaster arrested for being a jerk lately

  According to detectives within the anti-asshole unit , kevin has become increasingly hostile towards other people's ideals and opinions which differ from his own.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Nov 30, 2003