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• 35 Schwarzenegger Finally Reacts to the Timberlake-Jackson Nipple Incident

  Through my tight connections with Arnold Schwarzenegger, we get to see first hand footage of his initial reaction to the exposed nipple.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Apr 01, 2005

• 34 A Showcase of Underground Electronic Music

  I'm proud to bring you the highly talented and interesting non-mainstream electronic music, free to download!

  in Music — by Crushkill — on Apr 01, 2005

• 33 A Tribute To LUCAS & The Nintendo Powerglove

  When we first met Lucas (The Wizard, 1989) on the big screen, we all hated him. He was smug, pretentious and his hair was too perfect.

  in Music — by Crushkill — on Mar 31, 2005

• 32 Sven And Vladimir Get A Little Crazy In Local Hotel Elevator

  "Let us drink vodka and celebrate our newfound treasure of American women and have sex all night long!", exclaimed Sven in a hostile yet vibrant tone.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Mar 30, 2005

• 31 New Record Label Exclusively Releases Business Card Cds

  The desired result of A (music) reaching B (music listener) is now close to impossible. Relying on the belief in an underground music utopia where quality rules over quantity just does not cut it any longer.

  in Music — by Crushkill — on Mar 29, 2005

• 30 Life Overwhelms Man

  "WHY NOT S**T IN MY PANTS??", James screamed at the top of his lungs. He was arguing with his mom on the phone.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Mar 28, 2005

• 29 Arnold Schwarzenegger : True American Hero

  I can remember at a very young age, wanting to be Arnold. I would sit there in my grade 3 class, day dreaming that my puny muscles would baloon outward and I would immediately be cast in a wondeful action movie with no plot or credible script.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Mar 27, 2005

• 28 Grandfather Con

  Fred Jennings looked at his plate. He stared at the lumps of potatoes smothered in a white creamy sauce. He could smell the rancid odor emanating from the sauce. He could almost taste the bitter, tongue-repelling flavor of his wife’s shitty potato salad.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Mar 25, 2005

• 27 Three Friends Lay Down Comfortably In Video Store

  Spending their holiday time together, Robbie , Barry and Roddy decided to take a trip to the video store Sunday afternoon.

  in Culture — by Crushkill — on Mar 24, 2005

• 26 Reverse Goth Band Wants Your Help In Choosing A New Name

  Yes thats right, a new and amazing group has been spewed out of the bowels of the darkest skankiest armpit of Toronto. And they need a new name.

  in Music — by Crushkill — on Mar 23, 2005