Chris McVetta is a graduate of Cleveland State University and an alumni of The Second City creative writing program.
Chris has published hundreds of articles on pop culture, sports, film, TV and comedy in such venues as The Cleveland Plain Dealer, Scene, The Free Times, North Coast Voice, SportsJam! and Entertainment Weekly (while being recognized nationally by msnbc.com).
Chris was a co-founding member of the sketch comedy group, The Public Squares, and is the creator of The id and I.
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The 2007 Cleveland Browns: An idiotic odyssey that (like) totally transcends NFL time and space, dude!
The 2007 Cleveland Indians: A New Hope? Hey, ESPN, these "New Kids on the Block" are Hangin' Tough!
"Son of a bitch! Bastard! I'll get you for this! What did you do to me? What did you do to me!"
Can the Cleveland Browns make fans shriek like Dr. Zoidberg this season: "You like us! You really, really like us!"
Did some scoundrel steal Vince Young out from under you in your fantasy football draft? Let's hug it out, bitches!
In regards to Bud Selig and Barry Bonds: "The leads are weak? YOU'RE WEAK! Take a stance or hit the bricks, pal!"
The Cleveland Indians sign their top talent. As Master Yoda would say: "Do, or do not. There is no TRY..."
Got Juice? Pop Rocks, Sammy Sosa, Diet Crystal Pepsi or Jose Canseco are just not for breakfast anymore, kids!
The Cavaliers may be shooting blanks at the Spurs - but it's far from over. Game 4: "This one's for George Zip!"
The rest of Middle Earth might be ready to sacrifice another Cleveland sports team to the fiery depths of Mount Doom - but I'm not!