Chris Carlisle

Masquerading as a mild-mannered office drone during the day, by night Chris Carlisle is an online humor columnist. His writing is enjoyed by tens of people... less than half of which are related to him. Chris's writing has appeared on Absolute Write, Gather, CinWeekly, and various other locations both online and in print.

When not online, Chris can be found at his home in southwest Ohio where he lives with his three dogs, two cats, two daughters, one wife, and what's left of his sanity.

As a seasoned interweb celebrity, Chris's diet consists mostly of energy drinks, Hot Pockets, and Cool Ranch Doritos. Because of this, Chris must supplement his diet with a steady source of feedback (generally in comment format) in order to survive. Your contribution to his continued existence is much appreciated.