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• 27 The Plea of the Retail Worker

  Some words of advice from the friendly retail worker on the other side of the counter.

  Satire in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Oct 17, 2005

• 26 The Sadistic Practice of the "First Kiss"

  Don't act like your first kiss wasn't awkward ...

  Opinion in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Oct 12, 2005

• 25 The Post-College Relationship Manifesto

  The perfect relationship doesn't always seem so perfect when the real world settles in.

  Opinion in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Oct 11, 2005

• 24 Good Shall Prevail Over White Trash

  Anna Nicole Smith prepares to mount — er, appeal to — the Supreme Court of the United States.

  Opinion in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Sep 28, 2005

• 23 Have You Hugged Your Moderate Today?

  The weird kid down the street that always laid in the middle of the road had might've had something.

  Opinion in Politics — by Chelsea Smith — on Sep 24, 2005

• 22 I Am Drop Dead Gorgeous

  When you're broke and in need of money for school, options limit down to one thing: beauty pageants.

  Opinion in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Sep 11, 2005

• 21 My Stolen Car

  Logic is a strange thing. Thankfully, I've never been accused of having any.

  Satire in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Sep 08, 2005

• 20 Because You Can't Take Bioanthropology Too Seriously...

  I just can't take any assignment involving monkeys eating their own crap seriously.

  Satire in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Sep 06, 2005

• 19 Urgent news for the politically savvy blogger...

  There are innumerable important partisan issues in this country. This isn't one of them.

  Opinion in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Sep 01, 2005

• 18 How to blog and keep your job...

  Want to blog about your job but still keep it? Write about all the things you love about your job! No. Really.

  Satire in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Aug 31, 2005