Chelsea Smith Writer Profile

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47 You Would've Loved Me Eight Months Ago
We used to be cool. We were totally into each other and ourselves. Now we’re about to be “Mom” and “Dad.”

Opinion in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Jan 22, 2008
46 Satire: If I Told People I Killed JonBenet Ramsey...
An in-depth high school yearbook analysis into the mind of a cold-blooded killer.

Satire in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Aug 23, 2006
45 Tuesdays with Bodhi: The 3 a.m. Fireworks
Bodhi confronts annoying neighbors and their fireworks. At 3 o'clock in the morning.

Satire in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Jul 12, 2006
44 Discovery Zone: Darwin's Law for Kids
Between 1989 and 1996, Discovery Zone was the best way teach kids survival of the fittest since Lord of the Flies.

Opinion in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Jun 19, 2006
43 Confessions of a Spelling Bee Queen Bee
For two or three hours, we were better than them. We were the cool kids, if just for a little bit.

Opinion in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Jun 02, 2006
42 Tuesdays with Bodhi: The Bra Incident
A very special episode, when a horrible misunderstanding leads to papillon puppy Bodhi's own self-realization. And we talk about boobies!

Satire in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on May 30, 2006
41 Tuesdays with Bodhi: The Morning After
Chelsea's adventures continue with her precocious Papillon with a penchant for the dramatic.

Satire in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on May 23, 2006
40 Tuesdays with Bodhi
Sometimes, having an intelligent dog is a bad thing.

Satire in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on May 17, 2006
39 An Open Letter to the Hooligans Who Broke Into My Car
Because random acts of consideration must be thanked appropriately.

Satire in Culture — by Chelsea Smith — on Mar 27, 2006
38 Movie Review: The Hills Have Eyes
If the freaks don't get them, the family may get out alive. Can the same be said for the audience?

Review in Video — by Chelsea Smith — on Mar 11, 2006