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Nelson is 66 years old and getting $6 million a year over the next three years. Yes, that’s three sixes in succession.
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Planet Rodney Dangerfield: Pluto Gets Dissed
To have your own moon catch up with you has to be the ultimate in being dissed if you’ve gotten used to being a planet.
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Satire: Meet Senator Cowpie - George Allen, S.R. Sidarth and Macachismo
Did you know, George Allen Junior was the inspiration for Divine in "Lust in the Dust"?
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What About Performance Enhancing Mechanisms?
Will our genetically-enhanced, chemically optimized, and possibly bio-cyber equipped descendants will think of us as “Amish”?
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Whose National Guard Is It, Anyway?
Why would anyone call a defensive coordinator who blitzed on every play any kind of conservative?
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Satire: American Idol's Katharine McPhee and the Voice Within
Think of all the ways McDonald's could have played on her last name before she revealed her McSickness.
Karl Rove had run off with the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights.
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TV Review: American Idol - Triumph of the Hicks
Two hours of tasteless TV genius in which “Can you top this?” alternates with “What were they thinking?”
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Borderline Immigration Policy
We slap the army uniform on , implant the chip, and he/she goes from security threat to security asset.
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TV Review: American Idol - Elliott Yamin Out at Third
On one Idol charity visit, Elliott met a leukemia patient and the boy went into remission minutes later.
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