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TV Review/Satire: American IdolWare - The Top Six Finalists Perform
With the David Archuleta blender whatever you put in, 90 seconds later you pour out a rich, creamy, pop ballad.
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Satire: The Rove Ultimatum
He’ll be the perfect political killing machine. Efficient, quick, and totally without conscience.
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TV Review: American Idol - Was the Show Off Key on Tuesday Night?
It’s sad that the producers of Idol this Tuesday night missed how much music can matter.
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American Idol: God's Own Sligh Sense of Humor
God was going to be on the Idol Cares show, but Bono insisted on top billing.
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TV Review: Amercan Idol 6 - The Adventures of Sanjaya and Sundance
Can I be honest? You're going to die anyway..." Then Paula jumps in. "You look really beautiful though."
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TV Review: American Idol - Didn't You Used to Be Kellie Pickler?
How do you go from 20 to 40 in just twelve months without vampires being involved?
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TV Review: Amercan Idol 6 — The Natural Superiority of Women
I know this is obvious, but this show works better when the music is good.
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TV Review/Satire: American Idol 6 — Homicide with Ryan Seacrest and the Boys
Whoa, no way any dude touches the guy who did Teri Hatcher and Sheryl Crow!
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TV Review: American Idol 6 - Go Back to French, Simon Cowell
When anyone asks "Can I be honest with you?" no one ever has the sense to say, "Well, actually, no."
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AFC Quarterbacks Continue Super Bowl Dominance
The NFC has for some reason lost the arms race.
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