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The Bush nose job story was entirely manufactured on my blog 11 days ago. And it was the topic of the closing joke last night on the "Late Show with David Letterman" monologue.
And you thought the "Has President Bush had a nose job?" story wouldn't have legs? Oh, ye of little faith.
The mainstream media is tip-toeing lightly around this issue, but it seems pretty likely to me that the President has a criminal record, probably involving illegal narcotics, dating back to the early 1970s. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure it out.
The Washington Post reports that in a recent poll "54 percent thought Bush exaggerated or lied about prewar intelligence."
Did President Bush have a recent nose job? An expert weighs in: "His new nose looks very obvious; it has that 'plastic surgery' look."
Personally, I think he looks better since the nose job. More power to him. Plastic surgery isn't just for chicks and Democrats anymore.
White House communications director Dan Bartlett said yesterday that although no official record can be found, "obviously, you don't get an honorable discharge unless you receive the required points for annual service." Well, yeah--unless you're the son of George H.W. Bush.
To celebrate the anniversary of the "1984" ad, Apple decides to play the role of Big Brother with an ad that exploits the plight of 16 young people who were legally attacked by the RIAA.
Let's see...absent from military duty without permission for well over 30 days. That's called...what again?
Who is more presidential--Howard Dean or George W. Bush? The only thing to do is to compare their most embarrassing moments on video side by side.
