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• 11 Mike Tyson's Punch Out taught me how to hate

  I can make a profound conclusion that the people who made this game are racists.

  Satire in Culture — by Brandon J. Mendelson — on Oct 29, 2005

• 10 Why the speeding has to stop

  Because the next time you drive like an ass to overcompensate for the small dick or lack of sex...

  Opinion in Culture — by Brandon J. Mendelson — on Sep 24, 2005

• 9 Ken Doll Syndrome

  They have popped collars, pink shirts, gelled hair, and may wear those fashionable Lance Armstrong bracelets on their hand.

  Opinion in Culture — by Brandon J. Mendelson — on Sep 12, 2005

• 8 Just Skank It

  Have you ever woke up with five minutes before work? How about waking up just before a class you don’t have any more absences you can use?

  Opinion in Culture — by Brandon J. Mendelson — on Sep 05, 2005

• 7 Online Dating Tips

  This story should always be in the back of your mind because it could happen to you.

  Opinion in Culture — by Brandon J. Mendelson — on Jul 26, 2005

• 6 Dr. Doom is awesome

  Dr. Doom is the Julia Roberts of the Marvel Universe.

  Opinion in Culture — by Brandon J. Mendelson — on Jul 12, 2005

• 5 Hell is other people by Fairmont

  The good news is you really don't need to know what I just said and we all know anything created by the French shouldn't be taken seriously.

  Review in Music — by Brandon J. Mendelson — on Jul 11, 2005

• 4 Playground Safety

  “Supervision — An adult should be watching.” Preferably one who is not a pedophile right?

  Satire in Culture — by Brandon J. Mendelson — on Jul 10, 2005

• 3 Reasons to Hate MySpace

  MySpace is like a heroin addiction without the upside

  Opinion in Sci/Tech — by Brandon J. Mendelson — on Jul 07, 2005

• 2 The Blood Brothers- Crimes review

  Not too many good things come out of Seattle.

  Review in Music — by Brandon J. Mendelson — on Jun 16, 2005