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9/11 Commission Won't Shut Their Stinky Lips
The big heroes of the 9/11 Commission are busy flapping their gums about the response to Katrina.
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One Nation, Underwhelmed
Republicans are incensed about the Pledge of Allegiance ruling, but glad to see politics return to inconsequential issues.
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A Little Mercury Never Hurt Anyone
President Bush's "sound science" principle: if it sounds like science, it must be wrong.
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Where's My 9/11 Loan?
I didn't realize everyone was getting easy 9/11 loans except me.
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Do You Really Love Black People?
You gave the black people your money, but why don't you want them in your town?
3
Bury Me In My Robe
William Rehnquist kept working while appearing to be already dead. Why?
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I Still Won't Contribute to Katrina
After getting all y'all in a tizzy yesterday, I'm back with more to annoy you.
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I Won't Contribute to Katrina
You want disaster relief? Impeach George W. Bush.
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