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• 39 Proud To Be A Upstream Downstream American

  Funny, I kind of look and feel like a mainstream American.

  in Culture — by bhw — on Nov 10, 2004

• 38 Better Check the Condoms for Holes, Too

  Law abiding citizens should not have to search for a pharmacist like Rush Limbaugh looking for Hillbilly Heroin.

  in Sci/Tech — by bhw — on Nov 09, 2004

• 37 Battle of the Bulge

  I'm tired of presidential bulges, frankly.

  in Politics — by bhw — on Oct 29, 2004

• 36 BHW Exclusive: Shocking News

  I have recently received confidential, exclusive information on par with the stained blue dress revelation.

  in Sports — by bhw — on Oct 28, 2004

• 35 Book Review: She Comes First

  "You don't fall in LOVE with Mr. Pussy. You use his services and then set him free." Or maybe you keep him!

  in Books — by bhw — on Oct 20, 2004

• 34 Isn't NASCAR a Dirty Word?

  NASCAR, if you're going to police the language, you should focus on the truly important words.

  in Sports — by bhw — on Oct 05, 2004

• 33 Well, Thank GOD We Liberated Them

  in Politics — by bhw — on Sep 10, 2004

• 32 Code Blue for the Kerry Campaign

  It's no wonder Bill Clinton was a walking heart-attack-waiting-to-happen. And I don't think it was the Big Macs that did him in, either. It was the Big Moron who wants Bill's old job.

  in Politics — by bhw — on Sep 07, 2004

• 31 Eleven Good Men — And One Oprah

  What are the chances that Chicago's favorite celebrity-BILLIONAIRE can be considered a peer to the defendant or the other jurors? She was a better fit for the Martha Stewart jury, but alas, she's not a New Yorker.

  in Culture — by bhw — on Aug 16, 2004

• 30 The Olympics as a Sign of the Times

  These skills will come in handy when China decides to literally dominate the globe, after which time the Chinese will be able to sit back and go swimming or out for a quick jog any damn place they want.

  in Sports — by bhw — on Aug 16, 2004