Name: teletart
Weblog: longplastichallway.blogspot.com
Articles: 24
First Published: Tuesday, August 2, 2005
Last Published: Saturday, March 18, 2006
Currently listing articles 24-1:
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TV Review: American Inventor - Pimp My Pride— American? Sure. Inventive? Not so much.
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American Idol: the Modern Face of American Mean— Simon, Paula and Randy - hilarious? Or dangerous?
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Trading Spouses: Crazy Lady— You saw her frothing on the ads. But for those outside the USA, does she represent America?
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The Amazing Race: Family Feud Edition— Let's talk Weavers. The family that you love to hate...
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Nip/Tuck Season Three: the drinking game— It's time to indulge in that which indicates a dying show: the drinking game.
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Desperately Seeking Desperate Housewives— I've been resisting jumping on the Bashing Bandwagon, but... well... a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
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Earl Hickey: Primetime Prophet— Haven't yet sampled the trashy delights of My Name is Earl? Let teletart convince you.
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Survivor Guatemala: 20 Questions— Has Survivor reached the end of its useful life? And did that happen several seasons ago?
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TV Review: The Biggest Loser in Las Vegas— Biggest Loser contestants conveniently become Big Winners in Vegas. Is the fix in?
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Arrested Development: why? why!?— If I could make it rate with just the awesome power of my mind, I would.
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Inconceivable: A Review in Verse— Everything you wanted to know about NBC's Inconceivable... in rhyme.
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Premiere Round-up: Haiku Reviews— Arrested Development, The Office, Kitchen Confidential, My Name is Earl...
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Survivor Guatemala: a Week One tribute— ...
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Teletart Thoughts: Supernatural, and the Re-run Symbol— ...
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Meet the Cast: Donald's Apprentice— ...
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FX's Over There: Over Hyped!— ...
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Dear Mr President: Katrina and the real War on Terror— ...
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Prison Break Fun! with teletart: another review for the pile— ...
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Meet the Cast: The Amazing Race— ...
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Tommy Lee: scholar— ...
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TV: A Legitimate Spiritual Experience!— ...
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Thoughts! About! Miss Teen USA!— ...
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Trading Spaces: a sonnet for Paige Davis— ...
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Dear Oprah: what happened?— ...

