Name: T. Rigney
Weblog: thefilmfiend.blogspot.com
Articles: 94
First Published: Saturday, December 23, 2006
Last Published: Thursday, June 28, 2007
Currently listing articles 94-51:
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Movie Review: Pet Sematary Two— The dangers of wanton resurrection revisited.
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B-Movie of the Week: Ninja Death II— Ninja Death II suffers greatly from middle sequel syndrome.
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Movie Review: The Borrower— When the aliens finally arrive, be sure to protect your neck.
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Movie Review: Yesterday— It might be in your best interest not to mistreat the clones.
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B-Movie of the Week: Ninja Death
— Beware of giggling Japanese prostitutes wielding extremely sharp objects.
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Movie Review: Gozu— Anal ladles, milky breasts, and drooling cow heads. Sounds like just another day in Takashi Miike's paradise.
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Movie Review: Three O'Clock High— Whatever you do, keep your hands off Buddy Revell.
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Movie Review: DOA: Dead or Alive— Corey Yuen perfects the martial arts sub-genre known as "Jiggle Fu."
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Movie Review: Invasion USA— Have bazooka, will travel.
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B-Movie of the Week: Mountaintop Motel Massacre— Another reason to stay far, far away from locally owned redneck motels.
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B-Movie of the Week: Big Bad Wolf— Richard Tyson gets a little wolfy.
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Movie Review: The Mad— Billy Zane, hamburgers, and a zombie apocalypse. What more do you need to know?
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Movie Review: Drive-Thru— Hella mediocre with cheese.
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Movie Review: Millionaire's Express— Please keep your Shanghai off my Millionaire's Express, Mr. Weinstein.
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B-Movie of the Week: Breaker! Breaker!— If you need a shipment of tasty TV dinners transported to California, Chuck Norris is your man.
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Movie Review: Gangs of the Dead— Ain't no zombie like a West Coast zombie.
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Movie Review: The Breed— Wes Craven poses the question, "Who in their right mind would let the genetically-altered dogs out?"
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B-Movie of the Week: Boy Eats Girl— Everything sounds better with an accent.
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Movie Review: The Last Supper— You always eat the one you love.
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B-Movie of the Week: Latin Dragon— Positive martial arts wizardry with a Latino flair.
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Movie Review: Shackles— Daryl Hughley is for the incarcerated children.
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Movie Review: The Suckling— Mommy's little mistake exacts revenge in this cheap early '90s schlocker.
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B-Movie of the Week: Plane Dead— If you only see one monster movie that takes place thousands of feet above the ground, Plane Dead is the way to roll.
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Movie Review: August Underground's Penance— Barf bags, I'm afraid, are not included with Fred Vogel's latest cinematic atrocity.
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Movie Review: Until Death— Van Damme stretches his legs... by taking a bullet in the brain.
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B-Movie of the Week: Illegal Aliens— This is posthumous exploitation at its absolute weirdest.
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Movie Review: Colic— The next time your kid starts crying, be sure to check it for ghosts.
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B-Movie of the Week: Ernest Goes to Camp— Try as you might, you simply cannot resist Ernest's moronic charm.
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Movie Review: 13 Dead Men— If you've got some stolen diamonds on your hands, Lorenzo Lamas will break you out of prison.
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Movie Review: Army of One— I've heard spooning with Dolph Lundgren is actually more enjoyable than this failed 1993 action epic.
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B-Movie of the Week: The Punisher— Mark Goldblatt's 1989 adaptation of the source material still seems smarter and tougher than the recent 2004 retread.
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Movie Review: Solo— For those who want their very own bald robotic Mario Van Peebles, this should be your favorite movie.
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Movie Review: Bryan Loves You— Not paranoid? If Seth Landau has anything to say about it, you will be.
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B-Movie of the Week: Sister Street Fighter— Etsuko Shihomi can break my spine anytime she wants to.
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Movie Review: Mad Cowgirl— If you can handle the rancid meat flavor, Mad Cowgirl might be worth ingesting.
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Movie Review: Ils (Them)— If this one doesn't creep you out, chances are you might be dead already.
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B-Movie of the Week: Timecop 2: The Berlin Decision— Simply put, it does what it does with a fair amount of style and not a lot of intelligence.
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Movie Review: Special Needs— A tastelessly thought-provoking debut from writer/director Isaak James.
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B-Movie of the Week: Night of the Demons 2— Marsha's spooky adventures in Hull House.
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Movie Review: The Grand Horror— MaT Kister's no-budget horror opus is much scarier than a nappy patch of facial hair.
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Movie Review: A Force Of One— A helpful guide to avoiding The Chuck Norris Coma.
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B-Movie of the Week: Rectuma— Mark Pirro proves once and for all that the biggest asses are found in America.
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Movie Review: Severance— Yet another solid horror/comedy from across the pond. Just don't call it Shaun.
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Movie Review: Excessive Force— A by-the-numbers crooked cop thriller with a little spin kicking action thrown in for additional flavor.
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