About

Name: Steve Carlson
Weblog: www.moviesteve.blogspot.com
Articles: 52
First Published: Saturday, February 11, 2006
Last Published: Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Writer Bio
Steve Carlson, the proprietor of The Ongoing Cinematic Education of... since 2002, neither conducts electricity nor talks to reptiles. However, he knows someone who does both.
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Currently listing articles 52-1:
  1. DVD Review: Arang and The Ghost

    — Dual doses of derivative dross now on DVD.

    REVIEW in Video on August 08, 2007

  2. Movie Review: Black Christmas

    — Stabbed with a candy cane? That's just trying too hard.

    REVIEW in Video on April 17, 2007

  3. Movie Review: Bloody Reunion

    — I got it bad, so bad... I'm splat for teacher!

    REVIEW in Video on March 23, 2007

  4. Movie Review: The Host

    — A family bonds while a huge fish-thing swallows people whole. Awesome.

    REVIEW in Video on March 08, 2007

  5. Movie Review: A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints

    — Saints and sinners in Queens.

    REVIEW in Video on February 26, 2007

  6. Movie Review: Rude Boy

    — A fantastic concert film periodically interrupted/ruined by neorealist drudgery.

    REVIEW in Video on January 30, 2007

  7. Music Review: Youth Group - Casino Twilight Dogs

    — Mmmm... pretty.

    REVIEW in Music: Emo on January 29, 2007

  8. The Best Films of 2006 (Version One)

    — Summing up the past year before it gets too late to do so.

    OPINION in Video on January 18, 2007

  9. Movie Review: Sheitan

    — Dancin' with the Devil in the French moonlight.

    REVIEW in Video on January 05, 2007

  10. Music Review: East West Blast Test - Popular Music for Unpopular People

    — Cross-country grind/spazz rock with a screwball twist.

    REVIEW in Music on January 04, 2007

  11. DVD Review: Savage Sinema From Down Under - Box Set

    — I've never felt so bad about not liking something.

    REVIEW in Video on November 07, 2006

  12. Music Review: Made Out of Babies - Coward

    — Listen to the music, ignore the words.

    REVIEW in Music on October 25, 2006

  13. Music Review: Daughters - Hell Songs

    — Daughters mature some in all the right places, attract the attention of the greasy kid with the slide rule. And they don't have protection.

    REVIEW in Music on October 19, 2006

  14. Movie Review: I Spit On Your Grave

    — Defending the undefendable as penance for a past slight.

    REVIEW in Video on September 19, 2006

  15. DVD Review: Duck Season

    — The first serious contender for Film of the Year.

    REVIEW in Video on September 13, 2006

  16. Movie Review: This Film Is Not Yet Rated

    — Find out who rates your movies and other fun stuff.

    REVIEW in Video on September 05, 2006

  17. DVD Review: Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World

    — Note that the title says "looking for," not "finding."

    REVIEW in Video on August 30, 2006

  18. DVD Review: Manderlay

    — As always, Lars Von trier wants to - and does - make you squirm.

    REVIEW in Video on August 26, 2006

  19. Music Review: An Albatross - Blessphemy (Of the Peace-Beast Feastgiver and the Bear Warp Kumite)

    — Grind gets its groove on.

    REVIEW in Music on August 22, 2006

  20. Movie Review: Lurking in Suburbia

    — Lurks too much, methinks.

    REVIEW in Video on August 22, 2006

  21. Movie Review: Satellite (2006)

    — Nice try, but the orbit is out of whack.

    REVIEW in Video on August 08, 2006

  22. Movie Review: Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace

    — Crazy Canucks try to top their awesome Jesus movie, lose their bearings along the way.

    REVIEW in Video on August 08, 2006

  23. Movie Review: Shockheaded

    — This Thornett guy, he's goin' places.

    REVIEW in Video on July 27, 2006

  24. Movie Review: Lady in the Water

    — See this and bear witness to the lunacy of M. Night Shyamalan sans studio interference.

    REVIEW in Video on July 22, 2006

  25. CD Review: Dead to Me - Cuban Ballerina

    — If Dead to Me sounds like your kind of thing, this review will not change your mind.

    REVIEW in Music on July 20, 2006

  26. EP Review: The Dillinger Escape Plan - Plagiarism

    — Maybe this works if you've seen them live.

    REVIEW in Music on July 13, 2006

  27. CD Review: Brian Posehn - Live in: Nerd Rage

    — You'll never look at a pirate the same way.

    REVIEW in Music on July 12, 2006

  28. CD Review: Good Riddance - My Republic

    — On visiting an old friend and seeing how we've both progressed.

    REVIEW in Music on July 09, 2006

  29. CD Review: Staggering Statistics - All of This and More

    — Great music. Shame about the singing.

    REVIEW in Music on July 06, 2006

  30. DVD Review: Blood Bath

    — A silly grindhouse goof which allows me immediately to refer to the first song on Carter USM's album Worry Bomb.

    REVIEW in Video on June 29, 2006

  31. DVD Review: Funny Man

    — It's the kind of film that would probably be fun to make, but watching it is another matter.

    REVIEW in Video on June 28, 2006

  32. CD Review: Viva La Foxx - I Knew it Wasn't Love But...

    — Oh! Yeah! I wanna riot (grrrl)!

    REVIEW in Music on June 20, 2006

  33. DVD Review: The World's Fastest Indian

    — It won me over, and I'm a crabby son-of-a-biscuit-eater. It'll win you over too.

    REVIEW in Video on June 20, 2006

  34. DVD Review: Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

    — A giddy shot in the arm for film fanatics and a marvelous comeback for Shane Black.

    REVIEW in Video on June 14, 2006

  35. CD Review: Ocrilim - Anoint

    — Symphonic-inspired avant-noise. Hooray!

    REVIEW in Music on May 30, 2006

  36. CD Review: Shearwater - Palo Santo

    — This album makes me want to drink some whiskey. (That's a good thing.)

    REVIEW in Music on May 29, 2006

  37. DVD Review: Pervert!

    — This review contains repeated references to a certain portion of the female anatomy. So does the movie.

    REVIEW in Video on May 24, 2006

  38. Movie Review: The Proposition (2006)

    — Mud, blood, and flies.

    REVIEW in Video on May 17, 2006

  39. Movie Review: Dead Man's Shoes

    — Guys in gas masks never mean well.

    REVIEW in Video on May 11, 2006

  40. DVD Review: Buddy Boy

    — Another young artist whose ambition outstrips his control.

    REVIEW in Video on May 09, 2006

  41. DVD Review: Masters of Horror: Dreams in the Witch-House

    — You think you have a rat problem...

    REVIEW in Video on May 09, 2006

  42. CD Review: Nick Cave and Warren Ellis - The Proposition Original Soundtrack

    — Bleak music for a bleak movie.

    REVIEW in Music on May 03, 2006

  43. Movie Review: Cavite (2005)

    — A true independent labor of love... so why am I repulsed?

    REVIEW in Video on April 26, 2006

  44. DVD Review: Masters of Horror: Cigarette Burns

    — The biggest master brings the best episode. Sounds about right.

    REVIEW in Video on April 25, 2006

  45. CD Review: People Under the Stairs - Stepfather

    — Want to get a party started? Spin this.

    REVIEW in Music on April 17, 2006

  46. An Interview with People Under the Stairs

    — On purity, piracy, P-Funk and the unbearable lightness of being. (Well, maybe not that last one.)

    INTERVIEW in Music on April 14, 2006

  47. DVD Review: Pin...

    — You're damn right I blame Canada.

    REVIEW in Video on April 06, 2006

  48. DVD Review: The Telephone Book

    — Obscenity, filth, depravation: So, tell me... are ya hung up?

    REVIEW in Video on March 22, 2006

  49. Movie Review: The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada

    — The following is a public service announcement from Tommy Lee Jones.

    REVIEW in Video on March 13, 2006

  50. Movie Review: Eli, Eli, Lema Sabachtani?

    — In the Obscurity Corner today, we have.... noise. Lots and lots of noise.

    REVIEW in Video on March 12, 2006

  51. Movie Review: Isolation

    — Who knew cows could be so ... freaky?

    REVIEW in Video on February 28, 2006

  52. Movie Review: When a Stranger Calls

    — The people who made this deserve to have the (telephone) book thrown at 'em.

    REVIEW in Video on February 11, 2006

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