Name: Shark
Weblog: museumofmadness.blogspot.com
Articles: 150
First Published: Tuesday, February 3, 2004
Last Published: Monday, January 9, 2006
Currently listing articles 150-101:
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Shark's Post-Holiday Booze Report— At this time of year, one either drinks and goes home — or drinks and hangs oneself with the Christmas lights.
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Satire: Shark's Best of 2005— I would apologize for being so blatantly over-the-top with the shameless, self-serving ego bit.
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What Iraq? (Don't Tell America We Lost)— Since Katrina, the 'war' in Iraq has claimed 18 American lives in search of Weapons of Mass Destruction
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After Katrina: Bush's "Defining Moment" Speech— Trust him. He has a plan.
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Katrina: How Much Do You Really Know? (Take the Test!)— Try this, smarty pants
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Eric Burdon Salutes BUSHWORLD— Day Four: A giant canned ham carrying President Bush is lowerd onto the tarmac of New Orleans Airport: cue music
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I Can't Donate To Katrina
— Fuck Bush and the voters he rode in on — ironically, the same people who don't want to pay taxes and do want "Government Out
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Are You a Blogcritic? Take the Test!— Are you any better than the other 8,000,000,000 egotistical assholes blogging on the web?
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Lore of Bad Gold | A Poetic Menu For Vultures— I am sorry, Dear Reader, and apologize in advance.
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The Top 100 Guitarists Ponder Intelligent Design in the Propaganda of Cindy Sheehan — Who Once Considered an Abortion Peformed by a Gay Married Couple— Shark ponders...
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Fun with Sheehan, Rove, & Iraq: Love Em or Leave Em?— Thanks to the tactics of Karl Rove and the Right-Wing GOP Slander Machine, Cindy Sheehan joins a dubious "club"
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Shark's Arbitrary List of "Best" Recordings, 1985-2005— Needless to say, I'm not too fanatically attached to the soundtrack of my teen years; Graveyards are for the dead.
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Memorial Day Tribute: excerpt from"A Foxhole View..."— It's Memorial Day, and time for my annual excerpt from my father's memoirs: A Foxhole View of WWII
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Smoking Gun Memo: Bush Lied to Go to War— Where the hell is that awesome, unamerican juggernaut, "The Liberal Media" when ya need 'em?
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Why Women Are Happier Than Men— Inspired by a recent entry by DrPat entitled, "Why Men Are Just Happier Than Women," I've included Shark's handy-dandy reply.
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Bad News: American Somnambulists Say "Iraq Sucks, Bush Too!"— Once again, the gap between REALITY -versus- What The Bushies Want Us to Believe continues to be bigger than the U.S. budget deficit.
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Great, Revolutionary Albums You Never Heard— ...
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Beating a Dead Donkey: The Relentless Right— It's your country, boyz. You own it. You run it. Why the bitterness toward an imaginary "liberal" left?
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The Poop on the Pope— The Pope is dead. Yeah, finally, the Pope is dead. Lucky for him he didn't linger in a vegetative state like Terri-what's-her-name.
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Stunning Confessions!— Shortly after Terri Schiavo's death on Thursday, her parents released a stunning statement to the press
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A Must-See: Ashes & Snow Photos— Treat your eyes and soul to one of the most beautiful and profound photo exhibitions in recent memory.
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Shark Does American Idol— Shark (the "Simon" of Blogcritics) has been dying to weigh in on this American cultural phenomena. Sorry if I'm late
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Are You "Male" or "Female"? Take the Test!— Scientists have found evidence of physiological differences between the male and female brain
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Watch Grammys — Or Gouge Out Own Eyes?— The opening ten minutes told me plenty about myself, my culture, and the coming Apocalypso; I want to share
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U.S. Army's Newest Ad— With all the useless dying in Iraq and the lull in new recruits, the Army has changed ad agencies.
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Resigning From Your Job: (and a Poem)— Voluntarily leaving a job is one of the hardest things to do.
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Kinky Friedman For Governor of Texas— Yesterday, February 3, 2005, Kinky Friedman officially announced his plan to run for governor of Texas.
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"You're Right. I'm Wrong."— Thanks to Iraq, I'm tired of being a "liberal progressive." Seriously.
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Opponents Poison Hillary!— The level of dioxin in the blood of the Democratic Senator is more than 6,000 times higher than normal.
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Breathless Blowhards on Iraq: Blogcritics Bulwer Lytton Competition— The Iraq election: "nails in coffins, swords of truth, smelling of roses, unholy alliances"... what's that smell?
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Iraq's Election: A Summary— Early exit polls showed Bush held a slight edge over the other 275 candidates
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"Trust Me" - An Iraqi History Timeline
— We'll fix this. Things will get better. Hey, it's fixed! ...Uh-oh, It's the end of the world.
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FOX to Air Pro-Liberal PSA— FOX News has agreed to air a Public Service Announcement meant to alter liberal stereotypes in America
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All News Is Marketing?— While the media plays up the CBS story like it was a Tsunami of Unethical Liberal Media Bias, they're ignoring the bigger story
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Top Selling Albums Worldwide 2004— See "Sturgeon's Law" (ie. 90% of EVERYTHING is crap)
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IRAQI ELECTION MEMO: Vote (and) or Die?— Greetings, my fellow Iraqi citizens....the ongoing reconstruction of our nation is making great progress under the auspices of the Nice American Soldiers.
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2005 and Biblical Shit
— There's no time for Noah; nope, just enough time for God's Cosmic Flyswatter to return some balance to the population.
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Shark's Top 12 from 2004— Memory loss apparently has its advantages — but I'm here to remind you what 2004 was all about.
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Married Christmas: Notes for the Dysfunctional— be consoled in the knowledge that millions are going through the exact same things this time of year
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Berny-ing Bush: Kerik Goes Down On Prez— For once, a Bush appointee was discovered to be a criminal BEFORE HE OFFICIALLY BEGAN WORKING for the Administration.
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Satan Claus Headed for Gitmo— CRAP (Conservatives for Repealing American Principles) investigates the illegal/immoral activities of Santa Claus
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Thanks For Giving, Pilgrim— Thanksgiving. We're all familiar with the tale, a minor event in 1621 elevated to the level of propaganda and myth:
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Hell House: A Halloween Nightmare— A spooky road on the outskirts of what might be Burleson, Texas. Teenagers wearing "Creed" t-shirts... I have the feeling I'm about to be sacred
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O'Reilly: Blowhard or Right Wing Goomba?— O'Reilly is either the BIGGEST BLOW-HARD in the universe — or Roger Ailes, Vice President Dick Cheney, and President Bush are mafioso godfathers threatening to
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DEBATE #1: Beating (around) the Bush— Bush got nuked... or is that "Nook-yul-ered"?
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Garbage as Art - Art as Garbage— Mocking contemporary art is like shooting fish in a barrel, but sometimes a news story is just so ironic, hilarious, and God-given that one can't
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These Are NOT Sports!— At this rate, it's only a matter of time before we see the Gold Medal winner in Checkers, Chess, Monopoly, Booger-Flicking, Watermelon Seed-Spitting
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Iraq? Who Gives a Shit.
— As Bush and Kerry continue to play a violin duet while Rome burns, what's missing from the presidential debate? Iraq. I-what?
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Munch's THE SCREAM Stolen From Museum— Sunday, one of the most famous icons in modern art — Edvard Munch's "The Scream" — was stolen from its home in the Munch
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NEW AD: Kerry Eats Babies and Rapes Women!— And there's a book to go with it! It's called "Unfit For Anything but Hell"
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