Name: RJ Elliott
Dateline: Brevard County, Florida
Weblog: www.roblogpolitics.blogspot.com
Articles: 496
First Published: Monday, March 17, 2003
Last Published: Friday, July 11, 2008
RJ Elliott is a graduate student studying Criminal Justice at the University Of Central Florida. His likes include nature, sports, and pierced blondes. He dislikes daytime television, left-wing dictators, and lead-tainted Chinese imports. He is ambivalent about Angelina Jolie.Currently listing articles 496-451:
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Barack Obama - The Least Experienced Major-Party Presidential Candidate in 64 Years— But on the other hand, he may have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
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RJ's Super Duper Tuesday Picks— RON PAUL WILL WIN EVERY STATE IN A LANDSLIDE!!! (Just kidding.)
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Seventeen— BREAKING NEWS: Jim Mandich caught planting an IED in the visitors’ locker room at Giants Stadium
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Sixteen— The Miami Dolphins have made their fans proud. Or at least slightly less ashamed.
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Fifteen— Okay, fine. I guess the Patriots ARE going to go undefeated...
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Fourteen— New England will lose this week. You read it here first.
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Thirteen— As we head into lucky Week 13, only one thing is for certain: Sean Taylor isn't going to get that 300th career tackle.
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Twelve— Tom Brady is the Second Coming of Jesus Christ. Prove me wrong.
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Eleven
— This week's column brought to you by fathead.com - home of the world's most overpriced wall posters.
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Ten— So the Pats won Super Bowl 41.5 ... so what? How about them Packers, Lions, and Browns?
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Nine
— We're at the midway point of the NFL season, and the two remaining undefeated teams face off this week in the Biggest. Game. Ever.
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Eight— To paraphrase John Kerry: "How do you ask a man to be the last man to buy season tickets to the Miami Dolphins?"
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Seven
— Only the Patriots and Colts remain undefeated, while the Rams and Dolphins are still both searching for their first win...
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Six— Which hurt worse: Trent Green's head Sunday afternoon, or Bills fans' hearts Monday night?
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Five
— Unlike Joe Theismann, I still have a column to write this week...
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Satire: The Military Junta In Burma Isn’t All That Bad— I mean, seriously. "Slaughter" has such a negative connotation attached to it. I prefer "population control" ...
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Ranking The Presidents— Who was best? Who was worst?
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Four— Going into the NFL's Week Four, five unbeaten teams and five winless teams remain...
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Three
— You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't beat these picks, because they're nothing to sneeze at! (Also, I'm
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week Two
— Now with zero trans fat!
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RJ's NFL Picks, Week One— RJ's NFL Picks - So much fun it should be illegal. Like fighting pit bulls.
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Iowa Straw Poll Results— The results are in, unofficially at least...
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Review: Twang Beer Salt— Mmm...beer...
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Seventeen— The final week of the NFL’s 2006 regular season is upon us.
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Sixteen— Six NFL teams have clinched playoff berths, but six spots remain up for grabs.
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Fifteen— Ten teams in the NFL have records worse than 6-7. And seven of them are in the NFC.
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Fourteen— Chicago clinched the NFC North. Meanwhile, Detroit clinched their sixth-straight 10-loss season...
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Satire: With Atomic Weapons, We Can Still Win in Iraq— Defeat in Iraq is not an option... but nuclear genocide is!
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Thirteen— Sorry to disappoint everyone, but the Colts are still the best team in the NFL...
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Fire Michael Irvin— The ESPN analyst's racist radio rant is inexcusable and unacceptable.
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Twelve— BREAKING NFL UPDATE - The entire NFC blows! (except the Bears, of course...)
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week 11— Joe Theismann beat me last week. But he's still a putz...
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Ten— The 2nd half of the regular season begins this Sunday...and no more bye weeks!
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Nine— Sorry I'm late ... but better late than never, right? Right??? Right.
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Eight— The Lions simply cannot lose this week... they don't play!
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Seven— If you don't submit your own picks, you might as well just admit you're a castrato...
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Six— 26 teams, 13 games, and 1 pithy prognosticator.
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Five— More masturbatory wish fulfillment than a Mark Foley instant message!
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Four— Usually better than a monkey with an extra chromosome tossing darts at a board. Usually...
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Three
— Who. Dares. Challenge. Me.
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week Two— Who Dares Challenge Me?
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RJ's NFL Picks - Week One— It's only Week One, so I have almost no valuable insights to offer. So I'm kinda like an honest Joe Theismann!
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Are Democrats About To Lose A "Safe" Senate Seat?— Joe Lieberman - Republican-leaning Independent?
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Satire: I Am Not Calling For George Galloway To Be Murdered...— ...but it would be morally justified!
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Speaker Nancy Pelosi?— Got Fear?
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TGIF: Thank God It's a Finger!— There is simply no margin for error when it comes to fresh human blood winding up on some unsuspecting person's dinner plate.
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