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Name: Mr. Pink
Dateline: Potsdam, New York
Weblog: ww.thecollegesheet.com [RSS]
Articles: 37
First Published: Friday, June 10, 2005
Last Published: Sunday, April 6, 2008
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Mr. Pink is a freelance writer and author and friend to mammals. Support the Free College project by visiting The College Sheet.
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Currently listing articles 37-1:
  1. The Tale Of Two Assistants

    — So where is the better bang for your buck, with the real assistant or the virtual one?

    OPINION in Sci/Tech on April 06, 2008

  2. Students Should Cut The Net, Not Themselves

    — One in six college students injure themselves intentionally rather than reaching out for help.

    OPINION in Sci/Tech on June 26, 2007

  3. The Camp Counselor's Credo: What Would The Hulk Do?

    — A humorous take on a day camp counselor's manual.

    SATIRE in Culture on June 20, 2007

  4. A Lot Of Hot Air: Smokers Deserve Fair Treatment Too

    — Anti-smoking extremists need to take a pill and respect smokers' rights.

    OPINION in Culture on January 13, 2007

  5. Why Do College Comedians Suck?

    — There is something rotten in the state university and we think it might be the comedians.

    OPINION in Culture on December 01, 2006

  6. Stay Between The Ropes: Will TNA Beat WWE?

    — Are ratings everything in the battle for pro-wrestling supremacy?

    OPINION in Video on August 05, 2006

  7. Nintendo DS Review: Brain Age - Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day

    — Does Brain Age improve your mental function, or is it just hype?

    REVIEW in Gaming on July 27, 2006

  8. When Telemarketers Attack

    — I'm urging all students to register their phone numbers on the National Do Not Call Registry.

    OPINION in Culture on June 08, 2006

  9. I Died for What?

    — Some don’t stop to think about the high cost paid for their chance to be a jerk.

    OPINION in Politics on April 26, 2006

  10. Playing The Hokey Pokey Can Get You Killed During A Fire Drill

    — College fire alarms are nothing but trouble.

    OPINION in Culture on April 10, 2006

  11. College Humor Television Causes Cancer

    — I recommend just about anything on Comedy Central because Comedy Central is about as funny as a September 11th movie.

    OPINION in Video on April 03, 2006

  12. Book Review: Turd Ferguson & the Sausage Party: An Uncensored Guide to College Slang

    — Your college life may not be as original as you think. It turns out other people use the term McGrubbies, too.

    REVIEW in Books on March 20, 2006

  13. Brandon's Introduction To Psychology Notes

    — Or how not to take notes.

    OPINION in Culture on March 11, 2006

  14. The Respect Meter

    — Is your relationship in trouble? Find out now.

    OPINION in Culture on March 01, 2006

  15. Interview with Douglas Bennett, President of National Lampoon

    — National Lampoon does a hell of a lot more than live off the money made from Animal House.

    NEWS in Culture on February 17, 2006

  16. The Universal Breakup Card

    — End your relationship in style this Valentine's Day

    SATIRE in Culture on February 13, 2006

  17. How to Teach Credit Card Companies a Lesson

    — The following is an actual letter I sent to the customer service department at a major credit card company.

    OPINION in Culture on February 06, 2006

  18. Live Like A Stunt Man: Be A College Concert Promoter

    — Ever wanted to know how a stuntman feels before getting launched into a burning building? I suggest event planning.

    OPINION in Culture on January 28, 2006

  19. Brandon's Guide to Picking Up Women

    — Guys tend to think lame gimmicks are the secret to getting the girl. Learn how to really pick up a woman.

    OPINION in Culture on January 22, 2006

  20. Those New Cell Phones Will Kill You

    — College students create cell phones that will ruin your life.

    OPINION in Sci/Tech on January 19, 2006

  21. It Came From the Braddon Lounge!

    — A collection of reasons to use your spell check device.

    OPINION in Culture on January 16, 2006

  22. I Hate Captain Planet

    — The biggest problem is his green mullet. The only thing that should be preserved is his theme song, for use in audio warfare.

    OPINION in Culture on January 16, 2006

  23. 10 Reasons You Didn't Get Into College

    — You spelled college "colege" on your application...

    SATIRE in Culture on January 13, 2006

  24. Why I Hate the Internet

    — Two thousand years of progress and the pinnacle of mankind’s achievement online is a website with photos of Paris Hilton.

    OPINION in Sci/Tech on January 09, 2006

  25. Misuse of Facebook May Cost You

    — Two important issues every college student faces are their future and their social life

    NEWS in Culture on December 11, 2005

  26. Going To The Movies Gives Me An Aneurysm

    — The movie theater was the place to be because Wal-Mart kicks you out at 3am

    OPINION in Culture on November 22, 2005

  27. Mike Tyson's Punch Out taught me how to hate

    — I can make a profound conclusion that the people who made this game are racists.

    SATIRE in Culture on October 29, 2005

  28. Why the speeding has to stop

    — Because the next time you drive like an ass to overcompensate for the small dick or lack of sex...

    OPINION in Culture on September 24, 2005

  29. Ken Doll Syndrome

    — They have popped collars, pink shirts, gelled hair, and may wear those fashionable Lance Armstrong bracelets on their hand.

    OPINION in Culture on September 12, 2005

  30. Just Skank It

    — Have you ever woke up with five minutes before work? How about waking up just before a class you don’t have any more absences

    OPINION in Culture on September 05, 2005

  31. Online Dating Tips

    — This story should always be in the back of your mind because it could happen to you.

    OPINION in Culture on July 26, 2005

  32. Dr. Doom is awesome

    — Dr. Doom is the Julia Roberts of the Marvel Universe.

    OPINION in Culture on July 12, 2005

  33. Hell is other people by Fairmont

    — The good news is you really don't need to know what I just said and we all know anything created by the French shouldn't

    REVIEW in Music on July 11, 2005

  34. Playground Safety

    — “Supervision — An adult should be watching.” Preferably one who is not a pedophile right?

    SATIRE in Culture on July 10, 2005

  35. Reasons to Hate MySpace

    — MySpace is like a heroin addiction without the upside

    OPINION in Sci/Tech on July 07, 2005

  36. The Blood Brothers- Crimes review

    — Not too many good things come out of Seattle.

    REVIEW in Music on June 16, 2005

  37. Athena Reich CD Review

    — There are a couple of things that make Athena Reich stand out among the wasteland of today’s music industry. ...

    REVIEW in Music on June 10, 2005

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