Name: monkey2man
Weblog: www.morethings.com/music/white_stripes/index.htm [RSS]
Articles: 12
First Published: Friday, October 21, 2005
Last Published: Thursday, January 5, 2006
Currently listing articles 12-1:
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The Official White Stripes Nation Enemies List: Up Against the Wall, Mariah Carey!— Up against the wall Mariah Carey, Coldplay, Garth Brooks, Bob Geldof, Ashlee AND Jessica Simpson, Pretty Ricky, Gwen Stefani, Korn, Shania Twain, Britney Spears, Bon
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White Stripes Nation Manifesto XI: "There's No Home for You Here"— The Revolutionary Counsel freely admits that Mariah Carey is hot. Granted. She looks good. Admitedly, her vocal instrument intrigues me
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White Stripes Nation Manifesto X: "Hotel Yorba"— How many hotels must a man stay in before he... um... I'm not good at this, let me think...
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White Stripes Nation Manifesto IX: "Fell in Love With a Girl"— It's sort of like Premier Kisof or Jesus in The Last Temptation of Christ, torn between social obligation and wanting to impregnate Mary Magdalene.
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White Stripes Nation Manifesto VIII: "We're Going to Be Friends"— This song is as pure as a hymn on Sunday morning.
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White Stripes Nation Manifesto VII: "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground"— It's the soul of an album, and perhaps a relationship or two.
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White Stripes Nation Manifesto VI: "Apple Blossom"— King James, Dutch art history, and pop-rock spasms are only a few of the tenets of the NEW WORLD ORDER.
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White Stripes Nation Manifesto V: "Hello Operator"— Ram Jam foretell how the black man will soon be rising up against the current regime, helping to sweep Jack White into power, becoming the
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White Stripes Nation Manifesto IV: "You're Pretty Good Looking"— In which our beloved revolutionary sweetheart dissuades the generalissimo from killing enemy of the people Kenny Chesney.
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White Stripes Nation Manifesto III: "Sugar Never Tasted So Good"— Punk is a cousin to the blues, twice-removed via marriage and sluttery.
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White Stripes Nation Manifesto II: "Jimmy the Exploder"— In which Jack White began laying out the blueprint for the dictatorship of the proletariat in their first song
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This Is White Stripes Nation— Al Barger and the LegendaryMonkey overthrow the US government and establish White Stripes law. The White Stripes RULE!


