Name: Martian Anthropologist
Weblog: www.DavisFamilyDreams.com
Articles: 18
First Published: Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Last Published: Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Currently listing articles 18-1:
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eHarmony's Newest Commercials— They couple is young and both have nice bodies. How hard could that match have been?
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Frist Backs Bush on Santa Claus Hypothesis— "Look, the fact is, there is evidence backing Santa Claus Theory," the President stated on August 2nd. "On Christmas morning, there are toys under the
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Iraq War: Over 1800 U.S. Soldiers, 25,000 Iraq Civilians Dead.— SHE IS A beautiful little girl in a black and red flowered dress. I'm guessing 8, maybe 9 at the most. Her mouth is
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Thoughts of God, by Michael Kanaly— Yes, the media campaign had been subtle at first, but it had quickly gained momentum, feeding on fear, until everyone on the Home World hated
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Blockbuster versus Netflix versus Local Video Stores— ...
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No 'Bring It On' To The Chinese?— ...
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Pope Says Harry Potter Seduces Kids And Distorts Christianity— Regardless, I daresay that Harry Potter has probably harmed far less innocent children than, say, pedophilic Catholic priests.
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Cops Shoot Baby— ...
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Man Files Lawsuit Over Drunk Arrest— ...
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Maureen Faibish Charged With Child Endangerment— ...
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The Just Trust Me Saddam 9/11 Link— ...
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Jennifer Wilbanks Fiance John Mason is Whipped.— ...
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George Bush's Lack of Sales Strategy— ...
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Billy Graham's Last Crusade— Like all religious leaders, Billy Graham is a liar. He teaches something that he cannot even prove. He provides a crutch to people who just
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Top American Commander Contradicts Cheney— Some people call George W. Bush "The Smirk." We should start referring to Rumsfield as "The Sneer", because that's what he does instead of giving
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John McCain For President!— ...
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Possible Impeachment For Bush?— ...
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Terri Schiavo Had 'Irreversible' Brain Injury— Are those folks, including Terri's parents, really so selfish that they would rather she be lying in a hospital bed in a coma, than in


