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Name: Martian Anthropologist
Weblog: www.DavisFamilyDreams.com
Articles: 18
First Published: Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Last Published: Tuesday, July 15, 2008
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The 'Martian Anthropologist' arrived here quite some time ago, and is still trying to figure these Earthlings out.
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Currently listing articles 18-1:
  1. eHarmony's Newest Commercials

    — They couple is young and both have nice bodies. How hard could that match have been?

    OPINION in Culture on July 15, 2008

  2. Frist Backs Bush on Santa Claus Hypothesis

    — "Look, the fact is, there is evidence backing Santa Claus Theory," the President stated on August 2nd. "On Christmas morning, there are toys under the

    SATIRE in Politics on August 25, 2005

  3. Iraq War: Over 1800 U.S. Soldiers, 25,000 Iraq Civilians Dead.

    — SHE IS A beautiful little girl in a black and red flowered dress. I'm guessing 8, maybe 9 at the most. Her mouth is

    OPINION in Politics on August 18, 2005

  4. Thoughts of God, by Michael Kanaly

    — Yes, the media campaign had been subtle at first, but it had quickly gained momentum, feeding on fear, until everyone on the Home World hated

    REVIEW in Books on July 17, 2005

  5. Blockbuster versus Netflix versus Local Video Stores

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    OPINION in Video on July 15, 2005

  6. No 'Bring It On' To The Chinese?

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    OPINION in Politics on July 15, 2005

  7. Pope Says Harry Potter Seduces Kids And Distorts Christianity

    — Regardless, I daresay that Harry Potter has probably harmed far less innocent children than, say, pedophilic Catholic priests.

    OPINION in Culture on July 13, 2005

  8. Cops Shoot Baby

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    OPINION in Culture on July 12, 2005

  9. Man Files Lawsuit Over Drunk Arrest

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    OPINION in Culture on July 11, 2005

  10. Maureen Faibish Charged With Child Endangerment

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    OPINION in Culture on July 09, 2005

  11. The Just Trust Me Saddam 9/11 Link

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    OPINION in Politics on July 03, 2005

  12. Jennifer Wilbanks Fiance John Mason is Whipped.

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    OPINION in Culture on June 30, 2005

  13. George Bush's Lack of Sales Strategy

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    OPINION in Politics on June 28, 2005

  14. Billy Graham's Last Crusade

    — Like all religious leaders, Billy Graham is a liar. He teaches something that he cannot even prove. He provides a crutch to people who just

    OPINION in Culture on June 26, 2005

  15. Top American Commander Contradicts Cheney

    — Some people call George W. Bush "The Smirk." We should start referring to Rumsfield as "The Sneer", because that's what he does instead of giving

    OPINION in Politics on June 23, 2005

  16. John McCain For President!

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    OPINION in Politics on June 22, 2005

  17. Possible Impeachment For Bush?

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    OPINION in Politics on June 16, 2005

  18. Terri Schiavo Had 'Irreversible' Brain Injury

    — Are those folks, including Terri's parents, really so selfish that they would rather she be lying in a hospital bed in a coma, than in

    OPINION in Politics on June 15, 2005

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