Name: in10sity
Weblog: in10sity.blog-city.com
Articles: 30
First Published: Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Last Published: Thursday, August 5, 2004
Currently listing articles 30-1:
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Helpful Advertising— I'm not good at remembering when holidays are coming up. That's why I'm lucky that there are always commercials on TV around the time of
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Clueless answers.
— Ever ask someone a normal everyday question, and they answer by telling you that they don't have a clue?
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Bug bites.
— Whenever you get a bug bite and it itches, they always tell you not to scratch it. "Scratching only makes it worse!" ...That just seems
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When Parents Hit Their Children
— An extremely helpful tip for all of the children out there who get hit by their parents.
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The Truth
— I think our court system needs to find a more advanced way of getting people to tell the truth. All we do is make them
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Aspirin
— Aspirin is mostly used for headaches, but it has other medical uses too. Like for example, it is sometimes used as a blood thinner.
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Ranking System— People are always ranking things on a scale of 1-10. I wish there really was a scale of 1-10. You would put stuff on it
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Elderly People— Whenever I pass by the park, I always see elderly people sitting on the benches feeding the birds by throwing them bread. I think there
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Shopping— When you are shopping in a clothing store, lots of times someone who works in the store will come up to you and tell you
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Sesame Street: One Strange Place To Live— Is it just me, or does Sesame Street seem like a really strange street to live on? No one who lives there seems to mind
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Cars...— When they sell cars, they always try to make the car sound really good by telling you things about it. Things like how much horse
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The "friendly hello and goodbye" kiss.— It was then that I was reminded of a problem that I've known I've had for a long, long time. You see, I am terrible
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Water Problems— If you are ever in a swimming pool and you hear someone coughing, the first thought that comes to your mind is that this person
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"The Third"— Sometimes when people are given the same name as their father or grandfather, they get a number added on at the end of their name.
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The "#1 Dad" hat.— One year when I was younger, I got my dad a "#1 Dad" hat for Father's Day. He said he loved it, but he never
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Pull a rabbit out of a hat.— All of the other tricks had to do with making things disappear, or knowing which card was your card. But now somehow a hat and
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Penis And Vagina— Sometimes I wonder, how did people know that the penis and the vagina should be covered up with clothing? How did people figure out that
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School Punishments
— Sometimes when you do something bad in school, as a punishment the teacher makes you write the bad thing that you did 100 times over
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Employees Must Wash Hands— One of my favorite things about going out to eat is using the bathrooms so I can see the "Employees Must Wash Hands" sign. I
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Chicken— Sometimes when you're scared to do something, someone might call you a "chicken" and then start making chicken noises at you.
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Horse's Ass— Sometimes a person may call another person an ass. But, sometimes they are even more specific... a horse's ass.
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The Step
— I was walking into this store today, and right in front of the entrance there was this 1 little step that you had to walk
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Dog Toys— When you get your dog a new toy, your dog is thinking "Oh great, another rubber thing that will squeak when I bite it, lucky
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Differences Between Humans and Fish
— I'd like to be a fish for a day, just to see if they view being out of the water the same way we view
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My Child Is an Honor Student
— My reenactment of what happened the day that the "My child is an honor student" bumper sticker idea first came about.
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Toys For Certain Ages.— Whenever you buy a toy, the box that it comes in always has an age group written on it.
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The Creation of Certain Words.— Like how did the first guy to accidentally bang his head on something know to say 'ouch'?
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Cat Stuck In a Tree
— How can you tell the difference between a cat stuck in a tree, and a cat just IN a tree?
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MTV's "Made"— The thing that I always thought was strange about this show, is the thing that they are trying to become Made at.
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Where are all the Plant Hospitals?— If plants are living and breathing things that can die, why isn't there a plant hospital?
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