Name: General Disdain
Weblog: www.thecriticalcritics.com [RSS]
Articles: 37
First Published: Wednesday, February 7, 2007
Last Published: Friday, July 20, 2007
Currently listing articles 37-1:
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Movie Review: License to Wed— Did anyone get the memo that said to not cast Robin Williams in comedies anymore? Apparently not.
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Movie Review: Evan Almighty— Is it possible to make Steve Carell unfunny? The writers of Evan Almighty seem to think so.
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Movie Review: Surf's Up— Dancing and singing penguins are a drag. Surfing penguins, now that's brilliant!
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Movie Review: Knocked Up— Is watching a movie about an unwanted pregnancy funny? Mostly.
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Movie Review: Mr. Brooks— Looking for a way to waste 2 hours? Mr. Brooks is for you!
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Movie Review: Hostel: Part II— Hostel: Part II provides the most painful torture you can imagine. It's caused by sheer boredom.
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Movie Review: Pirates of the Caribbean - At World's End— Jack Sparrow returns. Time for our sailing lessons!
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Movie Review: The Last Legion— Ever wanted to see a cheap imitation of King Arthur? Look no further, The Last Legion is for you!
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Movie Review: Fired!— Can getting fired be as bad watching this movie? Nope.
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Movie Review: Shrek the Third— Our lovabe ogre is back. Perhaps it's time to send him to Far Far Away land — permanently.
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Movie Review: 28 Weeks Later— Stay away from Europe — it's going to take a lot longer than 28 weeks to get those zombies under control.
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Movie Review: Lucky You— A movie about an emotionally distressed poker player. Fold this hand.
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Movie Review: Reno 911!: Miami— Affirmative action works! The police in Reno prove its effectiveness.
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Movie Review: Kickin' It Old Skool— Kickin' it old skool? Nah, just kickin' myself for seeing this.
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Movie Review: Spider-Man 3— Here comes the Spider-Man. The question is, should he keep going?
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Movie Review: Perfect Stranger— Perfect Stranger — it's not perfect but it is a bit strange.
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Movie Review: The Hills Have Eyes II— The hills have eyes. So what?
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Movie Review: Sunshine— The future's so bright, I've got to wear shades. Not according to Sunshine.
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Movie Review: The Reaping— Water to blood, fire from the sky! How unimpressive.
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Movie Review: Meet The Robinsons— The future never looked so bright - just beware the T-Rex.
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Movie Review: Mr. Bean's Holiday— Mr. Bean travels through France and manages to make less sense than they do. What a treat!
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Movie Review: Blades of Glory— Oh my! Will Ferrell as another meathead. Who'da thunk it?
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Movie Review: I Think I Love My Wife— Men are dogs. Chris Rock makes it funny.
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Movie Review: Shooter— A high intensity action movie. Too bad it was ripped from The Bourne Identity's scraps.
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Movie Review: Premonition— My crystal ball says this movie is a car wreck. Take an alternate route.
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Movie Review: TMNT— Heroes in a half-shell — still? Why won't anyone eat these guys?
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Movie Review: Black Snake Moan— Ricci in her panties is a great thing. It's just not enough to carry a feature film.
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Movie Review: Fido— The walking dead aren't scary — they can actually be quite amusing!
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Movie Review: Outlaw— Death Wish, British style. Almost.
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Movie Review: 300— Blood and gore — who knew it could be so beautiful?
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Movie Review: Breach— Real life espionage. Not as good as the imaginary stuff.
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Movie Review: Wild Hogs— William H. Macy funny? You betcha.
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Movie Review: Bridge to Terabithia— A well crafted movie that isn't anything like The Chronicles of Narnia.
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Movie Review: The Number 23— Another serious movie attempt by Jim Carrey that falls flat.
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Movie Review: Norbit— Fat and stupid people are funny - just not here.
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Movie Review: Catch and Release— Another Hollywood attempt at a romance tear-jerker.
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Movie Review: Epic Movie— Epic Movie - another pathetic comedy parody attempt.
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