Name: Dawn Olsen
Weblog: www.glosslip.com
Articles: 184
First Published: Tuesday, August 13, 2002
Last Published: Thursday, February 8, 2007
Dawn Olsen is a veteran blogger who proudly supports the guy who publishes this awesome site. She's also an avid reader of high quality tabloid fare, enjoys gardening and scatological skywriting.Currently listing articles 184-151:
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Multi-Grammy Nominee, Producer Rick Rubin: Looks May Deceive— He may look homeless, BUT he is very homeful.
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Joe Francis Hates His Penis, Do The Math— Applying the Olsen Law of Corollary Theorem ™.
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While Paris Burns, Britney Churns— Britney is not Paris, and therefore she is not allowed to act like Paris. Paris is a ho and as such is allowed to revel
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Paris Hilton: Celebrity Culture Superhero?— She can't be damaged and shamed, because she is so damaged and has no shame.
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Lindsay Lohan Rehabs, Dirty Dealing, Tabloid Duplicity— Pimps, enablers, disingenuous leeches, and a screwed-up young woman.
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Book Review: Genius Instruction Manual by the Writers of mental_floss— The splendiferous mental_floss magazine does books, too.
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Celebutarts in Print: Britney Spears Rallies, Lindsay Lohan Tanks— Britney pulls back from the abyss with a savvy message on her website. Lindsay spams her email list with misspelled madness.
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Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Create Two-Headed Monster, "Sparis"— Poptarts painting town nightly.
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Paris Hilton Shamelessly Flaunts Her Stash— Rampaging elephants and clowns not included in this circus.
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Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn Split - Too Much Drama, Not Enough Funny— "They’re 100 percent done."
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Avril Lavigne Makes Me Fall In Love With Paris Hilton All Over Again— It's hard to imagine a celebrity more contemptible, parasitic, self-regarding, and vomitus than Paris Hilton — yet remarkably, they exist.
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Tabloid Fare is Everywhere in the Blogosphere - Here's a Guide— Scouring the earth, or at least the Internet, for the best in celeb dirt is tough work.
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Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz, and Lindsay Lohan - Tripping— ...
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Courtney Love To Whitney Houston: Crack Is Whack, Time to Dump the Hack and Get On Track— ...
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Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton Have Holes In Their Wardrobes— Semper ubi sub ubi.
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Britney Spears Does It Again: Gives Birth To Number Two— The world was waiting with bated breath.
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Waxing and Waning: Mel Gibson, Michael Jackson, Brangelina, Vaughniston— Celebrities can't avoid a love-hate relationship with the public.
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Paris Hilton, YouTube, and ShoZu Team Up For Orgy of Viral Promotion— Ubiquitious entities are universally drawn to each other.
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MTV Destroys Love, Energizes Careers with Celebrity Marriage Shows— The Barkers, Navarro/Electra, and Simpson/Lachey all feel wrath of MTV marriage curse, but exposure is priceless for careers.
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Girls Gone Wild Creator Joe Francis: Sexual Predator With a Waiver Form?— Date rape is no joke, but when you have millions and a signed waiver, who's going to prove it?
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American Moms Freak Over Breastsucking Infants— Cover shot on BabyTalk magazine causes outrage.
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Suri Cruise Exists To Some, But Baby-Daddy Tom Still Weird To All— A Scientologist purports to have held Suri - Tom sucking up to Spielberg.
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Paris Hilton Speaks: TMZ "Mean and Sadistic," Lindsay Lohan "Pathetic"— ...
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Oprah Winfrey Proclaims She's Not Gay - Stedman Graham Shocked to Hear It— Is Oprah feeding off the people with her dishonesty?
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Avril Lavigne Weds Sum41 Frontman Whibley - Pseudo-Punkers Weep
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Suri Cruise: "Funny Looking" But "Doing Great"?— Where is Suri? And where is the fringe on top?
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Lindsay Lohan Promotes ProActiv, But May Prefer Coke— Lindsay Lohan reportedly paid $2 million for promoting anti-acne product, but perhaps she should bill Colombia for free promotion of its biggest export.
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"Scientology is Gay" - Or At Least, Really, Really Sensitive— Jenna Elfman and her gnomish husband wig out over anti-Scientology shirt.
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Brangelina: The Devil and Mr. Pitt— More than a mere sex kitten, Jolie is a man-eating cheetah just waiting to devour our men.
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Russell Crowe, Feeling Used, and Personal Integrity— ...
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Jessica Simpson, Stone Cold - Nick Lachey, Poor But Proud - Joe Simpson, Likely Satanist— ...
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Paris Hilton Launches Music Career, World Shrugs— ...
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Michelle Rodriguez Sees "Convenience" and "Beauty" In Jail Time— ...
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Britney Spears: I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet Much Of A Mother— ...
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