Name: CW Fisher
Weblog: theapologist.blogspot.com
Articles: 124
First Published: Saturday, January 31, 2004
Last Published: Tuesday, November 2, 2004
Currently listing articles 124-101:
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Bob Dylan: Shock Rocker— Wallpaper rock. 12 bar progressions. Guitar licks. Drum fills. Into this tuneless desert Dylan spat his lyric in a cadence unknown to poets, rappers, auctioneers,
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A Gotton Goat— Deep night with a drunken optimist on failing legs.
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Nightmare of the Donut Man— The purpose of the terror alert system is to promote public preparedness by encouraging widespread panic among voters.
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Loop de lie— Classic Rock in a looped queue is only bested by the Donut Man in the category of Most Irritating.
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Tats, not Toos— All the tattoos on young women and old women, all types of women, especially thin women, most of them hidden because it's Monday.
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Talk about values— America can't say it 'values' marriage, or families, or children when it has children having children who are breeding.
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What Sork said— Sork is not necessarily of this planet, which is one of the first things he wants you to know.
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Bush beats Kerry at all-nite store— In this neighborhood you're either with us or against us. Turns out to be good incentive.
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Fmail— What happens when you hook a garden hose to a fire hydrant.
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Dick sizes— Why is Dick Cheney so fond of one very, very small gesture?
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A Two-John White House?— John "Dimples" Edwards is perhaps the only man in America who can straddle the great divide between the four sexes.
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Amazon backflow— In a time when print magazines routinely lie about their readership, Blogcritics has nowhere to hide, and no reason to.
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Did Rummy know?— True to form, the all too typical response of the left is all too typical. The name-calling hypocrits raised their voices like sheep and said
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Hitler's Superman arrives late— Twice the muscles, half the fat. He's 5 years old.
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What's in your Jar of Vaseline?— Here's a koan of awareness for sons of mothers.
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Supremes call health care a 'purpose' of Congress— Whatever you do, don't get sick. But if you do, don't go to the hospital. And stay out of ambulances. And for God's sake,
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MDI 91. A more aggressive alarm clock— What good's a snooze alarm if you keep whapping it off? Eventually you'll whap yourself out of a job.
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Happy food— Why would anyone eat sad food? We don't know, but they do it all the time.
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How To Stop A Dog From Barking— Nonstop barking is exhausting work for a dog, but here's a way to lay him off without making him feel unemployed.
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Homeless? Or less Paul?— Hubris, and my love of writing, got me here.
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Boggled by BloggerBot!— Free picture posting direct to your blog, fast, easy, and did I mention free?
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CW Fisher exposed!— We've all wondered: Is Mac Diva drop-dead gorgeous? Is RJ Elliott only three feet tall? Does Shark have bad teeth? Now CW rips
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BUZZ ON BC - Iranian Nukes— To a Blogcritic, the art of debate is essentially a matter of bait.
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Woman Bites Dog, claims she's "goat"— Genny is actually capable of understanding an astounding 200 commands that go way beyond come, sit and lick.

