Name: Chris McVetta
Dateline: Cleveland, Ohio
Weblog: www.theidandi.blogspot.com
Articles: 40
First Published: Saturday, February 17, 2007
Last Published: Friday, March 28, 2008
Currently listing articles 40-1:
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An Ode To Target (Oh Brother, Can You Spare A Five-And-Dime?)— Like some discarded, discounted underwear and my very soul, everything, it seems, is on sale at Target!
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Dear Scrubs: Puh-leeze Come Back For Season 8, Won't You, Sally?— Everything comes down to poo: Scrubs deserves a(nother) final, farewell season to say goodbye to its loyal fans, Newbie!
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Take Tragedy By The Horns For St. Patrick’s Day— An ode to St. Patrick's Day: It's just not for breakfast anymore!
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A Scooby-Thesis For The Kiddies— Scooby-Doo reflected turbulent changes during an entire decade when the world was redefining itself.
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What Is A Communications Major?— What color is my pop culture parachute anyway?
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DVD Review: The King Of Kong (A Fistful Of Quarters)— No Country For Old Donkey Kong enthusiasts? Sorry, Mario, but this movie is like a barrel-shot to the face!
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Cloverfield: So Bad, It Hurts!— Why do the monster from Cloverfield and I continue to lash out for no apparent reason? Um, no reason!
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LeBron's New Shoe: The Darth Vader Of Sneakers?— LeBron's got some "new shoes" on, but are The King and his Nikes headed to New York anytime soon?
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Buyer Beware: Jacobs Field To Become "Progressive"— Maybe I'm just crazy like a (Bud) Fox, baseball fans, but how many traditions can be shamelessly sold away?
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DVD Review: Find Yourself With Lost (The Complete Third Season)— Grab the Dharma-buttered popcorn, batten down the hatches, flop on your Smoke Monster beanbag chair, and enjoy the show!
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Mitchell Report And MLB: Chicken Soup For The Steroids Era Soul?— Tell THAT to George Zipp: Somewhere Abner Doubleday is rolling over in his Wrigley-enhanced, chewing-gum grave!
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All I Want For Christmas Is Miguel Cabrera, But He's Out Of Stock At Tribe-Mart— The Tigers trading for him goes down like a gift basket from Hickory Farms: Bitter and hard to swallow!
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Cleveland Browns Get A “B” For Bodacious (Like, Totally!)— The Cleveland Browns and I: Here we are, a couple of Silver Spoons. Together, we’re going to find our way!
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Browns And Steelers: The Hatfield-McCoy Feud Of The NFL— In my warped view, Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell have NOTHING on this Cleveland-Pittsburgh NFL feud. Woof!
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Patriots vs. Colts: It's Superman vs. The Flash All Over Again— Who will win it all: Colts or Patriots? When it comes to indecision and waffling, I'm the Fastest Man Alive!
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The Sports Blob: Braylon And The Brownies Squish The Fish— What do Braylon Edwards and the Bumble Bee Girl have in common? They both CONFORM and run like the wind!
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Raiders Of The Lost Snark: The Cleveland Indians And The Last Crusade— Why, Dr. Jones, what are you and the Cleveland Indians doing down in such a nasty, national, playoff race?
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Notre Dame Scores Less Than I Do: A Survival Guide— Notre Dame football is like a box of Lucky Charms: Not a lot of fun when the cupboard is empty!
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A Baseball Blogger’s Day Off (At Jacobs Field)— Master Yoda on the Cleveland Indians: "Judge me by my size, do you? Size matters not. Soon see, will you!"
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Bend It Like Belichick— Nelson Muntz to Bill Belichick: "Ha, ha! You soiled your fabled legacy like you soiled your Bon Jovi-loving pants!"
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Me, My Brownie Elf, And I: A Sports Oddity— The 2007 Cleveland Browns: An idiotic odyssey that (like) totally transcends NFL time and space, dude!
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ESPN And The Big Bang Theory— The 2007 Cleveland Indians: A New Hope? Hey, ESPN, these "New Kids on the Block" are Hangin' Tough!
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Tim Couch: Young Frankenstein Or Weird Science?— "Son of a bitch! Bastard! I'll get you for this! What did you do to me? What did you do to me!"
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Quinn, Not Frye, Is The Futurama Of The Browns— Can the Cleveland Browns make fans shriek like Dr. Zoidberg this season: "You like us! You really, really like us!"
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The Mental Defective’s Guide to Fantasy Football— Did some scoundrel steal Vince Young out from under you in your fantasy football draft? Let's hug it out, bitches!
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Selig Must Believe Bonds Has Cooties— In regards to Bud Selig and Barry Bonds: "The leads are weak? YOU'RE WEAK! Take a stance or hit the bricks, pal!"
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Hafner's New $57 Million Will Buy A Lot Of Pronk Bars— The Cleveland Indians sign their top talent. As Master Yoda would say: "Do, or do not. There is no TRY..."
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Sammy Sosa Hits 600: See What Flintstones Vitamins Can Do?— Got Juice? Pop Rocks, Sammy Sosa, Diet Crystal Pepsi or Jose Canseco are just not for breakfast anymore, kids!
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Cleveland Cavaliers (Game 4): Make Threes Or Die Hard— The Cavaliers may be shooting blanks at the Spurs - but it's far from over. Game 4: "This one's for George Zip!"
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LeBron James: The Return Of The King— The rest of Middle Earth might be ready to sacrifice another Cleveland sports team to the fiery depths of Mount Doom - but I'm not!
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The "Curse" Of Cleveland Sports (And Other Tales of "Whoa!")— If New York's "The Big Apple" and "Cleveland's a Plum" does that make the Tribe, the Cavs and the Browns ..."NEW Coke?"
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LeBron’s Da Bomb (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cavs)— Is it just the "nickel-beer night" talking or is LeBron James the Michael Jordan of Cleveland?
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Hey, Cleveland, You Down With Spider-Man 3? (Yeah, You Know Me!)— On the set of Spider-Man 3 in Cleveland ("IN COLOR"), courtesy of "Your Friendly Neighborhood Blogger-Man!"
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Joe Thomas And The Browns: The Last Thing Cleveland Needs Is Another Orange Barrel— And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon... Romeo Crennel better draft Brady Quinn or Adrian Peterson... or his career is through!
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Cleveland Indians Meet The Snow Ghost On Opening Day— Indians or otherwise: The only "Mistake by the Lake" in Cleveland is why they start the MLB season so early in the year!
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Indiana Jones 4 and The Early Bird Special of Doom: Fourth Movie Set for May 2008 Release— No time to argue! Throw me the idol, and I'll throw you a long-overdue preview of "Indiana Jones 4."
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MAD About The Cleveland Browns: “What, Me Worry?”— Are the Browns just "Mad" or "Cracked" when their coach and GM suggest a 4-12 season is "making progress"?
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The 2007 Cleveland Indians: Do You Wahoo?— Travis Hafner, Grady Sizemore and my 2007 Cleveland Indians' preview: It's like finding a "golden ticket" in your Pronk Candy Bar! Or not.
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Will The Cleveland Browns Draft Brady Quinn?— Holy NFL draft pick! The Cleveland Browns won the coin flip! Will they draft Brady Quinn or throw acid in my beautifully twisted Two-Face?
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TV Review: Lost - Blowing The Lid Off Season 3.2— It has been four long months since the initial six-run stretch of season three of the cult hit, Lost, splashed across our small screens last

