Name: Chelsea Smith
Articles: 47
First Published: Thursday, May 19, 2005
Last Published: Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Currently listing articles 47-1:
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You Would've Loved Me Eight Months Ago— We used to be cool. We were totally into each other and ourselves. Now we’re about to be “Mom” and “Dad.”
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Satire: If I Told People I Killed JonBenet Ramsey...— An in-depth high school yearbook analysis into the mind of a cold-blooded killer.
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Tuesdays with Bodhi: The 3 a.m. Fireworks— Bodhi confronts annoying neighbors and their fireworks. At 3 o'clock in the morning.
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Discovery Zone: Darwin's Law for Kids— Between 1989 and 1996, Discovery Zone was the best way teach kids survival of the fittest since Lord of the Flies.
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Confessions of a Spelling Bee Queen Bee— For two or three hours, we were better than them. We were the cool kids, if just for a little bit.
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Tuesdays with Bodhi: The Bra Incident
— A very special episode, when a horrible misunderstanding leads to papillon puppy Bodhi's own self-realization. And we talk about boobies!
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Tuesdays with Bodhi: The Morning After
— Chelsea's adventures continue with her precocious Papillon with a penchant for the dramatic.
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Tuesdays with Bodhi
— Sometimes, having an intelligent dog is a bad thing.
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An Open Letter to the Hooligans Who Broke Into My Car— Because random acts of consideration must be thanked appropriately.
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Movie Review: The Hills Have Eyes— If the freaks don't get them, the family may get out alive. Can the same be said for the audience?
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The Great Scholarship Religion Quandary— My religious and spiritual choices have suddenly become objects of contention.
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I Miss Him— Sometimes the true tragedy in life is getting what you want.
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College Paper Publishes Anti-Muslim Cartoons; Refuses to Publish Responses to Them— After running the anti-Muslim cartoons, IPFW's The Communicator has refused to print any letters to the editor about it.
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Student Newspaper Publishes Anti-Islam Cartoons— What The Communicator chose to run on the opinion section of its February 15 issue violates the tenets that journalists strive to live by.
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Things I Wish I'd Known in First Grade— Don't you wish you could go back and tell your 6-year-old self how good life is?
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Death in the Family— The death of a loved one is never easy. It’s more difficult when it’s someone you’ve shared a bed with for eight years.
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A Letter to Chelsea— What happens when the loser girl from junior high grows up?
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Revenge of the Organization Kid— Five years after Brooks' article about our generation's overachieving youth, the overachieving youth speaks out.
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My Emo is Bigger Than Your Emo— Because sometimes we just find ourselves plagued with emotional constipation. Thankfully, I have the cure.
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How To Be a (Good) Blogger (And Survive It)— Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
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The Plea of the Retail Worker— Some words of advice from the friendly retail worker on the other side of the counter.
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The Sadistic Practice of the "First Kiss"— Don't act like your first kiss wasn't awkward ...
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The Post-College Relationship Manifesto— The perfect relationship doesn't always seem so perfect when the real world settles in.
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Good Shall Prevail Over White Trash— Anna Nicole Smith prepares to mount — er, appeal to — the Supreme Court of the United States.
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Have You Hugged Your Moderate Today?— The weird kid down the street that always laid in the middle of the road had might've had something.
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I Am Drop Dead Gorgeous— When you're broke and in need of money for school, options limit down to one thing: beauty pageants.
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My Stolen Car— Logic is a strange thing. Thankfully, I've never been accused of having any.
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Because You Can't Take Bioanthropology Too Seriously...— I just can't take any assignment involving monkeys eating their own crap seriously.
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Urgent news for the politically savvy blogger...— There are innumerable important partisan issues in this country. This isn't one of them.
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How to blog and keep your job...
— Want to blog about your job but still keep it? Write about all the things you love about your job! No. Really.
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Losing My Religion...— Do we embrace religion in our youth because we don't know any better, or do we become disillusioned later?
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Cindy Sheehan: And you thought YOUR mother was crazy?— Because you know you've been waiting to hear what the political minx in pink pumps has to say on this ...
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Lung Cancer Claimed Victims Pre-Jennings— While Jennings' loss is tragic, the crusade against Big Tobacco shouldn't use him as a face man.
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An In-Depth Analysis of the Drunken Mind— Ever wake up in a hung over stupor the next morning and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Now we know.
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Cleveland Corruption: The Word Is Out— Extortion, bribery, political corruption, oh my!
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The Crazy Old Maid— At 20 years old, is this small-town girl past her prime with the menfolk?
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Obnoxious Couple Strikes Again— The couple you love to hate presents earth-shattering news ...
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North Meet South: Sorority Style.— A Yankee sorority girl meets her sisters from the south. Hilarity ensues.
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Dove Campaigns for 'Real Beauty'
— Dove's 'Campaign for Real Beauty' is a reality-check to the American media's concept of skinny beauty.
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The long road home— Sometimes you have to have life kick you in the rear pretty hard before you can come to terms with your roots.
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Losing sight of purpose in journalism— When a select few journalists rise onto self-appointed pedestals, the field as a whole suffers.
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High School Politics: All You Need To Know.
— It's amazing how high school social rules can go on to dictate political rhetoric.
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Just How Deep Does Deep Throat Go?— If W. Mark Felt really is Deep Throat, why is the Washington Post staying mum?
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This misdemeanor charge brought to you by the letters T and A...— With advances in technology, where can we find privacy anymore?
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The little airport security applicant who couldn't— Man applies for a position in airport security, proudly stating he supports Osama bin Laden. What could possibly go wrong?
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Newsweek: Breach of journalism ethics, or government scapegoat?
— Do you remember high school, when the popular and all-powerful jocks would make the lowly geeks do their dirty work?
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Ohio Republicans: The good, the bad and the coins.— A few coins got lost, a few Democrats' feathers got ruffled, and perhaps most importantly, there isn't much news going on in Ohio.
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