Name: Blunderford
Weblog: blunderford.blogspot.com
Articles: 28
First Published: Thursday, September 1, 2005
Last Published: Monday, January 2, 2006
Currently listing articles 28-1:
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Blunderford's Resolutions for the New Year— #2: Buy something from Victoria's Secret to get back on their catalog mailing list.
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Shocker: New Yorkers Hit Each Other During Transit Strike— Poor old New Yorkers. The trains don't run and they act like it's the end of the world.
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You Won't Be Able to Set My Curfew When You're Dead— In the wake of David Ludwig killing Kara Beth Borden's parents: Blunderford's How-To-Stay-Alive Parenting Commandments
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Generation Yers Gaze At Their Navels and Like What They See— "They're like Generation X on steroids!" Oh, please spare me.
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Maureen Dowd Wants Me— I used to be afraid of her. Now I know she wants me.
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Horny for Prussian Blue— "We're working on a TV show called 'Full Stalag', and Lynx already has bulimia."
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White House: U.S. Unprepared for Just About Everything— As Hurricane Wilma screams toward Florida, the administration admits it has no idea what it's doing.
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Rocky 6: Fetch Me My Glasses— Sylvester Stallone will reprise his role. A sneak preview of what to expect...
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Richard Cohen: I Think His Brains Are Leaking— If today's news columnists are getting too cynical to care about government scandals, it's time to hand over the reins.
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We're Fighting Smurfs Over There So We Won't Have to Fight Them Here— Proving that anything goes when you want to raise money, UNICEF is using shell-shocked, maimed Smurfs to show that war is hell.
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He Blinded Me with Science— I used to find science boring in school. Then came fake dog balls.
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are Expecting!— Oh, the lives of celebrities are too good! I can barely think! Thank God for them!
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Miers Nomination: This Ain't the Freakin' Dalai Lama— Are we picking Supreme Court justices or the Dalai Lama?
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If You Killed All the Homosexuals...— I'm offering some new theories that Bill Bennett may want to discuss on his next radio program.
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It's My Body and I'll Die If I Want To— Why are we attempting to force people to live that don't want to?
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Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher: Built to Last— This ain't no Zellweger-Chesney sham marriage.
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Bush Drinking Again? It Would Be An Improvement— Could George Bush be a modern day Dr. Johnny Fever, better after a few drinks?
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Asking Questions Is Now "Stuck on Stupid"— Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. Those who remember history are "stuck on stupid."
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No Zank You, Dahling: NYT Times Select— The New York Times says we must pay if we want to read their columnists say the exact same thing day after day. You
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Monkeyhead, God, Lies and Yes, A Good Idea.— President Monkeyhead kept up with the empty rhetoric, but had at least one "conservative" idea that makes real sense.
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9/11 Commission Won't Shut Their Stinky Lips— The big heroes of the 9/11 Commission are busy flapping their gums about the response to Katrina.
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One Nation, Underwhelmed— Republicans are incensed about the Pledge of Allegiance ruling, but glad to see politics return to inconsequential issues.
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A Little Mercury Never Hurt Anyone— President Bush's "sound science" principle: if it sounds like science, it must be wrong.
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Where's My 9/11 Loan?— I didn't realize everyone was getting easy 9/11 loans except me.
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Do You Really Love Black People?— You gave the black people your money, but why don't you want them in your town?
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Bury Me In My Robe— William Rehnquist kept working while appearing to be already dead. Why?
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I Still Won't Contribute to Katrina— After getting all y'all in a tizzy yesterday, I'm back with more to annoy you.
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I Won't Contribute to Katrina— You want disaster relief? Impeach George W. Bush.
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