Name: Bigwig
Weblog: silflayhraka.com
Articles: 26
First Published: Monday, August 12, 2002
Last Published: Friday, September 3, 2004
Currently listing articles 26-1:
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Zellertry— Early to bed and early to rise. Making love in the grass, Leaves stains on the thighs.
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Black Friday— Lend me now your stump of an ear, me foul brethren of the sea. Avast yer drinkin', yer wenchin', and hearken ye now to me. For
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Apple Bubble Crunch— Does the glowing iTunes coverage remind you of anything, say the media's blind adulation of dot-coms during the Great Bubble of '99?
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Caveat Emptor— But let's give the fine people at No-Contact Jackets a break. After all, they're in the business of selling electric shock jackets to protect
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Bleeping Beauty— To rescue her, the prince not only has to kill the evil drag queen, but must first hack his way through a forest of
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One Bad Apple— I considered this for a moment, and then asked him if he knew where the Donny and Marie Osmond albums were. He ponderously
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Ahoy, Me Hearties!— I tell ye it is fair to look upon the sun rising in the morn. And it gladdens the cockles of me heart to capture a maid wellborne. But
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2 Down, 1 to Go— Pity me, for I will forever associate the passage of the Mines of Moria with Night on Disco Mountain.
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Don't Let The Door Hit You— If you've ever been driving along, listening to the radio, and thinking, "My God, this station sucks ass," odds are it was owned by
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Carnival of the Vanities This one goes to Eleven— I don't know what Bigwig was thinking when he handed hosting duties for Carnival of the Vanities #11 to me, but here it is.
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Carnival of the Vanities - The Ten Horned Beast— I cooked them scrambled eggs and made sure they had enough beer. Dad regaled them with a story from his childhood where he conned a
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The Carnival of the Vanities Number Nine, Number Nine— The secret is in getting the gym shorts to rotate so that the waist opens up on the descent, thus providing ample space for the
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Men at Work— I bet Madonna would bite off bat heads if her tiny tricycle broke.
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Carnival of the Vanities #8— It's the first proof that the comic strip appreciation gene I got from Dad might have legs. She certainly doesn't get it from her
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Carnival of the Vanities #7— I'll wake up one day tied down to my bed by the rubbery strands of gigantic slime molds domesticated by the great-great-great-great-great grandkids of an
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Carnival of the Vanities #6— Baby don't like jazz, and baby don't care for metaphor. Baby is, after all, an accountant.
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Carnival of the Vanities #4— The second hardest thing is to learn is to avoid tired old clapped out baseball metaphors
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Carnival of the Vanities #3— Gossip Blog! Gossip about Bloggers for Bloggers! All Day, Every Day!
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Carnival of the Vanities, #2— How to please your reader! Post longer and more frequently! How to avoid embarrassing premature equivocation!
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9/11 Comic Strip Reviews— I've always thought that reading the comic strips is a highly subjective experience; I've no other way to explain the continued existence of Cathy.
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Carnival of the Vanities #1— Give a bunch of monkeys typewriters and time, lots of time, and one day you'll have Shakespeare. And the monkeys aren't even trying.
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Babar, Psycho King of the Elephants— A kid's book for a tougher time, maybe, when children were dropping like flies from polio after working 8 hours down at the mill, and
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Losing My Religion— Truly, this cd collection list has convinced me that the man should start his own religion, and I shall be his number one disciple
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The Guns of 1632 : They Shoot Horses, Don't They?— Fuze went to great pains to profess his love of all things equine before he proceeded with the discussion on how to kill them.
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1632, by Eric Flint and 1633, by Eric Flint and David Weber— There are other books that I think have a similar effect, books that I will attempt to force onto anyone who expresses the slightest interest
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They Might Be Giants - No!— ...
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