Name: bhw
Weblog: www.bhwblog.com
Articles: 59
First Published: Friday, August 22, 2003
Last Published: Monday, January 9, 2006
Currently listing articles 59-1:
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Software Review: Wordpress 2.0 Movable Type Import Tool— A tale of blog migration from Movable Type (MT) to WordPress 2.0.
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Pat Robertson to Dover, PA: God's Gonna Getcha!— Isn't that special?
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Time for Lunch?— Not really, no.
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The Six Dirty Words You Can't Say on My Blog— To recap, fuck is in, Texas is out.
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Larger Hybrid Cars Not More Fuel Efficient— ...
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The State of Science: Was Kansas Intelligently Designed?— Stay up to date on the latest attempts to alter Kansas' science curriculum in the name of "objectivity."
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Education Round-up— A few links to noteworthy education stories from the past week.
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Making a Pass: Hail Mary!— At least a handful have gotten a little touchy-feeling with the Holy Mother. In a not-so-platonic worshippy way.
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Boston Marathon: F1? F-U!— If we have separate men's and women's categories for the race, why is only one of those categories labeled?
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Hacking Pleads Guilty, Sentencing in June— What do you think Hacking's minimum sentence for first degree murder could be? Go ahead, guess. Ten years? Fifteen?
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Pope Watch: What Were They Thinking?— ...
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Terri Schiavo: What's a Parent to Do?— We don't withhold food [except for dessert, when they haven't eaten their peas].
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When Will People Learn to Boycott the SAT?— "It's really stressful, because my whole life is the SAT."
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BTK, JC, DNA, and the ACLU— We should all watch this case and the DNA evidence chain very closely.
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Not Sponge[Bob] Worthy— ...
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McDonald's CEO: The New Drummer— Being the CEO of the world's most fattening company might be bad for your health.
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Review: Get "SpellBound"— I've become dependent upon spell checking tools, I hate to admit.
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Michael Jackson: Mounting Evidence— Michael Jackson's fingerprints: why are they on his stuff?
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Something to Crow About— Kappos was acquitted, so he can't be compelled to receive treatment. Crow can expect to hear from him again soon.
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Let's Not (And Say We Did) Go to the Video Tape— The last thing we want is more air time for Tim McCarver.
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Proud To Be A UpstreamDownstream American— Funny, I kind of look and feel like a mainstream American.
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Better Check the Condoms for Holes, Too— Law abiding citizens should not have to search for a pharmacist like Rush Limbaugh looking for Hillbilly Heroin.
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Battle of the Bulge— I'm tired of presidential bulges, frankly.
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BHW Exclusive: Shocking News— I have recently received confidential, exclusive information on par with the stained blue dress revelation.
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Book Review: She Comes First— "You don't fall in LOVE with Mr. Pussy. You use his services and then set him free." Or maybe you keep him!
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Isn't NASCAR a Dirty Word?— NASCAR, if you're going to police the language, you should focus on the truly important words.
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Well, Thank GOD We Liberated Them— ...
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Code Blue for the Kerry Campaign— It's no wonder Bill Clinton was a walking heart-attack-waiting-to-happen. And I don't think it was the Big Macs that did him in, either. It was
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Eleven Good Men — And One Oprah— What are the chances that Chicago's favorite celebrity-BILLIONAIRE can be considered a peer to the defendant or the other jurors? She was a better fit
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The Olympics as a Sign of the Times— These skills will come in handy when China decides to literally dominate the globe, after which time the Chinese will be able to sit back
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Nothing to See Here, Move Along— Late this afternoon, from a distance, I saw the world's longest press conference announcing absolutely nothing.
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A More Perfect Union, Part 1— I support teacher unions, but the NEA and teacher unions need to take a step forward into the current century. They're stuck in the past,
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If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say— ...about Ronald Reagan, don't say anything at all. If you're a public school teacher, that is.
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Is It News or Is It Porn?— How's a girl to know?
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Frasier Can't Say Goodbye?— ...
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Life and Death, Rights and Wrongs— ...
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The World's Oldest Hobby— ...
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Eli Little or Big?— Here's my message to Lil' Eli: No more kid gloves, kid. You want to play? Then PLAY.
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It Takes One to Know One— "We basically mix a bunch of bodily fluids in a petri dish and spoon them into into a tube in the machine. Then we press
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Not in the Charitable Mood— Should we send school supplies to the boys who are taught to hate us? Should we send supplies to the boys whose religious leaders will
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A Prayer for Our Schools— ...
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Mementos Mistake— Having lots of stuff seems to make us feel safe and secure. Or at least better than the Jones' next door.
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary— ...
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Have You Met "Little" Poindexter?— ...
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Judgment: Not Rape-Worthy— ...
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Judge Nullification— ...
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Dean is Doomed— ...
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Salvation Army— ...
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Gibbs It Another Try— ...
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Gander, Meet Goose— ...
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Campaign Speech "Reform— ...
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Justice is Served, Sadly So— ...
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Don't Cry For Me, America— ...
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The Science Fiction of Donald Rumsfeld— ...
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Never Send a Man— ...
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Go Ahead, Call Me— ...
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The RIAA is R-I-G-H-T— So, while a mere three days ago I complained about the commoditization of America, where pretty much every item under the sun can be bought
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Commodifying 9/11— Is it any surprise that Pavel Hlava, a Czech immigrant, hoarded a videotape of the planes hitting the World Trade Center on 9/11, hoping to
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Judge, Toss Those Commandments— ...

