Name: Amber Gertzbein
Weblog: www.grapestain.blogspot.com
Articles: 21
First Published: Thursday, June 26, 2003
Last Published: Friday, September 16, 2005
Currently listing articles 21-1:
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Polanski's Oliver Twist: Review— Extravagently and meticulously detailed, Polanski's film is indeed a faithful adaptation, and a visually thrilling production.
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LOUD NOISES!!!!— High hopes for Steve Carell in NBC's take on The Office
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i heart huckabees— The world is out there, and it's full of pain and misery and wondrous things and meaningless coincidences.
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The Forgotten— The Forgetten is...you guessed it: forgettable.
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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow— Imagination is the name of the game in Kerry Conran's lushly realized Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
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$60 DVD player vs. Home Theatre— What's the point of spending $500 on a home theatre system when a $60 DVD player will do you just fine?
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An Average Joe loses out to an Average Jerk— Larissa reveals her "secret" and Gil runs away. The producers spend 15 minutes of footage showing Larissa sulking and using the words "ironic" and
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Morris steps up to the plate— Tonight on ER, there's some kid who won't stop screaming for his father. In Spanish. For no good reason.
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The state of television— The airways haven't always been crowded with mediocre crap. A quick guide to tv over the last 50 years, the current status of programming
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Spoilers for Ed and the O.C.— Caution, do not read this if you absolutely must be surprised by the predictable antics of "Must-see" tv.
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Bruce Alrighty— Bruce was alrighty, but not particularly memorable.
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The Cherest Halloween Ever— Cher's final stop on her Farewell Tour was in Toronto on Halloween, and it was AWESOME!!!
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The Albertine Notes— One of the tales from McSweeney's Mammoth Treasury of Thrilling Tales, Rick Moody's The Albertine Notes is arguably one of the best short stories I
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ER— Manipulated, again!
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Alias 3.01— Caution, spoilers and a surprising lack of costume changes.
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Gained in Translation— Nothing's Lost in Sophia Coppola's translation of two foreigners in Japan.
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The O.C.— ***Spoiler Alert*** but it's a teenage soap...come on. I was going to say "it's not like aliens show up," but then I remembered Roswell.
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Matchstick Men— lie, cheat, steal, get a little misty, buy some carpeting...
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The Joamie Elementary School in Iqaluit burned down today— Maybe instead of pulling the fire alarm to get out of that exam, you can help future kids be able to pull fire alarm so
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Stripperella vs. Gary The Rat— The New TNN premieres two new "Cartoons For F**kin' Adults" with hit and miss results.
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The Dating Experiment Experiment— 3 parts "Blind Date" 1 part "The Bachelor" 2 parts "Amazing Race" = almost charming new reality tv show

