Many on the Left claim Bush is an unspeakably evil man. While this is clearly not the reality, what if it was? The following are some ideas of how an Evil Bush would act:
- He would do everything in his power to prevent Libertarian Presidential candidate Michael Badnarik from getting on the ballot in key swing states
- He would have planted WMDs in Iraq after it became obvious that stockpiles of the real deal were not forthcoming
- He would coordinate with FOX News to have forged documents that claim horrible things about Kerry aired on television as fact
- He would have had Cheney fake a severe illness just before the GOP convention and place Powell or McCain on the ticket in his place
- He would have seized the oil fields in Iraq, claimed victory, and let the rest of the country rot
- He would stage a terrorist attack just before the election, and “temporarily” cancel the election until the “threat” passed
Any other ideas on how the Left’s hallucination of “Evil Bush” would act?