Each and every Friday throughout the calendar year, fresh theatrical releases find their way into cinemas worldwide. With genres abounding from drama and comedy, to action and romance, there is always something for all tastes. Nevertheless, come late November/early December, Hollywood typically attempts to get theater-goers into the Christmas spirit by emptying their wallets for a few holiday-oriented features.
This year the evidence would be Fred Claus, This Christmas, and The Perfect Holiday. In addition, 2007 presents a frightening twist on the holiday theme in P2. My advice is: skip the theater, and shop the shelves.
Whatever your appetite, there is a wide variety of Christmas treasures available on both DVD and VHS that offset other cinematic lumps of coal. Hopefully, the following list will provide you with an understanding of which films should help decorate your mantel and which motion pictures should be buried beneath the North Pole.
Let us first start with the classics. Before the 1970s, Santa’s cinematic sack was stuffed with lots of gifts of joy and spirit. While everyone is familiar with both the stop-motion animated favorite of Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) and the animated classics Frosty the Snowman (1969), How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966), and the 30-minute A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965), some of the most endearing Christmas films to date came long before Alaska and Hawaii were added to Santa’s schedule of U.S. stops.
In 1946, Frank Capra helmed the outstanding story about celebrating life entitled It’s a Wonderful Life, and one year later Kris Kringle was on trial with the fantastic Miracle on 34th Street. Finally, to round out the early Christmas ornaments, the thoroughly entertaining White Christmas (1954) is undoubtedly a holiday musical favorite.
Moving on, post-disco era to present, there are a few films that take on the comedic aspects of the holiday season, including the outright uproarious A Christmas Story (1983), the popular choice of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation (1989), and the equally enjoyable Home Alone (1990). Also newly added to the comical collection of Christmas features is the amusing Elf. So, whether it’s watching Ralphie nearly “shoot his eye out,” the Griswold’s family fun, Kevin defending his house, or Will Ferrell playing a six-foot tall elf named Buddy, be sure your bladder is emptied of all eggnog before viewing these comedic treats.
On the other hand, if it’s originality you seek (that is far from a strictly inspiring or sternly side-splitting motion picture), there are a few twinkling lights on the tree. Robert Zemeckis’ The Polar Express (2004) is highly recommended; both its computer animation and elements of faith are outright astounding. Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) is out-and-out innovative — combining the creatures of Halloween with the spirit of Christmas. Also, Scrooged (1988) is a unique and pleasant take on the frequently remade classic A Christmas Carol. What's more, The Nativity Story is multi-dimensional and brings audiences back to the true meaning of Christmas. In addition, for more of a dark comedy that isn’t afraid of offending anyone, search for none other than Bad Santa. Bad Santa is hands down one of the funniest films of 2003, and in terms of its Christmas laughter-inducing level, it’s right up there with A Christmas Story — just with a completely different (and more adult-oriented) tone.
In contrast, there are some full-length feature films of the Christmas variety that aren’t so hot in terms of quality. The Santa Clause (1994), its sequels (2002 and 2006), and Schwarzenegger’s Jingle All the Way (1996) are cute, but just nominal, while Tim Allen’s more recent holiday endeavor, Christmas with the Kranks, is downright detestable. For a better understanding of more Yuletide refuse that should be thrown out with the leftover fruitcake, look no further than 2004’s Surviving Christmas (which was out of theatres before turkey day). One should equally ignore Deck the Halls (2006) and Black Christmas (2006). And finally, to round out the holiday season films that I would not touch with a 39-and-one-half foot pole is the horrible horror film Jack Frost (1997), its even more abhorrent sequel, Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000), and Santa Clause Conquers the Martians (1964).
Regardless, ‘tis the season to be jolly, so make sure you find a film that gets you into the spirit of Christmas — be it an inspirational drama, a hysterical comedy, or a fantastical fairy tale. Hence, from me to you: happy viewing and happy holidays.Powered by Sidelines