Staying up late with Mr. Tall, Dark, Funny, and Handsome again.
"I played a gay British vampire in a movie; how much do you have to suck to get one of these Razzies?"
Everything was going well until you knocked me off the sofa.
Which talk-show host has the most potential? Ferguson tops the bunch!
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson celebrates its first anniversary!
Craig Ferguson will get a sidekick on December 19, 2005. Who is it?
"Seen any bulges tonight?"
"Yes, honey, that bitch is trying to destroy you."
Sixty minutes of Craig Ferguson and sex talk!
"When someone comes in to take a crap, it's like a breath of fresh air."
"I was a naughty construction worker."
If you see an email about Craig Ferguson's nude sunbathing video — it's a fake and it was a very cold day.
I actually don't honk the horn, I'm not very horny. I think I just lied to you.
And pretty women were coming up asking "What do you wear under your kilt?" The reply? "On a good day, lipstick."
Did I mention that you should consult my calendar before you decide to take time off again?
I'm not even touching the faked orgasms - I prefer real ones, thank you very much.
Take your clothes off and cover yourself in margarine. For people who have seen me with my clothes off, I apologize.
I'm a middle-aged man who works at 12:30 at night. I am creepy by definition.
Do you do "Freebird"? Try to fit a squid in if you can.