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• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Flu Bird Horror

  Not even the tinfoil hat-wearing guy down the street could believe this.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on May 01, 2009

• Sci-Fi Channel Premiere Review: 100 Million B.C.

  Maybe a time machine could be invented to send this movie back to 100 Million B.C.?

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Jan 05, 2009

• Sci-Fi Channel Original: Anaconda III

  No, David Hasselhoff does not get eaten by the giant snakes. Sorry.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Aug 01, 2008

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Heatstroke

  They rarely get worse than this.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Jun 02, 2008

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Aztec Rex

  Rewriting history even if it makes no sense.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on May 13, 2008

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Rock Monster

  Movie rule #2,346: Never pull an old sword out of a rock. Ever.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Mar 23, 2008

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Ogre

  Shrek stomps people in the 1800s. Okay, maybe a loose cousin of Shrek.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Mar 10, 2008

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Eye of the Beast

  Small Canadian town is taken out by a giant squid. That's all you need before knowing you can watch Jaws instead.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Dec 09, 2007

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Maneater

  Let the tiger eat me so I don't have to sit through this again.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Sep 20, 2007

• Sci-Fi Channel Premiere Review: Solar Attack

  Cold War fears, nukes, sun explosions, and awful science make this a lost cause.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Aug 23, 2007

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Supergator

  How to make people being eaten by a giant gator boring.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Jul 15, 2007

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Dark Storm

  Stephen Baldwin saves us all.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Jun 18, 2007

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Ice Spiders

  Frozen upon entry.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Jun 11, 2007

• Sci-Fi Channel Premiere Review: Meltdown

  "The way you're lollygaggin' around here, you'd think it was a hundered and twenty degrees. Can't be more than a hundred and fourteen!"

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Jun 04, 2007

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Lake Placid 2

  The Sci-Fi Channel hates everybody, including fans of Lake Placid.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on May 01, 2007

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Kaw

  A true and quite rare "holy sh*t, that was great!" piece from Sci-Fi Channel.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Apr 09, 2007

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Earthstorm

  Sci-Fi Channel storms the Earth with another run of Saturday night fun.

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Mar 11, 2007

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Fire Serpent

  Would someone please douse this thing in water?

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Feb 28, 2007

• Sci-Fi Channel Premiere Review: Dead Men Walking

  If a zombie is shot in the head and dies, would he come back again if another plague broke out later?

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Dec 24, 2006

• Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Dead & Deader

  Midget zombies!

  Review by Matt Paprocki — on Dec 18, 2006