Not even the tinfoil hat-wearing guy down the street could believe this.
Maybe a time machine could be invented to send this movie back to 100 Million B.C.?
No, David Hasselhoff does not get eaten by the giant snakes. Sorry.
They rarely get worse than this.
Rewriting history even if it makes no sense.
Movie rule #2,346: Never pull an old sword out of a rock. Ever.
Shrek stomps people in the 1800s. Okay, maybe a loose cousin of Shrek.
Small Canadian town is taken out by a giant squid. That's all you need before knowing you can watch Jaws instead.
Let the tiger eat me so I don't have to sit through this again.
Cold War fears, nukes, sun explosions, and awful science make this a lost cause.
How to make people being eaten by a giant gator boring.
Stephen Baldwin saves us all.
Frozen upon entry.
"The way you're lollygaggin' around here, you'd think it was a hundered and twenty degrees. Can't be more than a hundred and fourteen!"
The Sci-Fi Channel hates everybody, including fans of Lake Placid.
A true and quite rare "holy sh*t, that was great!" piece from Sci-Fi Channel.
Sci-Fi Channel storms the Earth with another run of Saturday night fun.
Would someone please douse this thing in water?
If a zombie is shot in the head and dies, would he come back again if another plague broke out later?