Feature: I Don't Buy It

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• Yo Quiero ... Bad Product Placement

  The Boston Red Sox apparently added Royce Clayton to their post-season roster to be a billboard, not a backup.

  Opinion by Geeves — on Oct 28, 2007

• Verizon Ads - On A Magic Bucket Ride

  Verizon high-speed Internet is magical - either that or the ad writers are smoking something magical.

  Opinion by Geeves — on Sep 16, 2007

• Nationwide Is On Fire - Ad Goes Down In Flames

  A great track record is nice, but it still burns me up when they think they can slip one past you.

  Opinion by Geeves — on Sep 16, 2007

• What Can Bran Do For You?

  Post cereal redefines "regular" advertising by shoving it down our throats, quite literally.

  Opinion by Geeves — on Aug 26, 2007

• VISA Is Mocking You, George Washington

  VISA's new ad campaign is centered around you! As in "why do you still use cash, you loser?"

  Opinion by Geeves — on Aug 19, 2007

• Subway Scrabble Spells L-A-M-E

  Subway has decided to step it up and take it to the competition... by giving you money... eventually.

  Opinion by Geeves — on Aug 11, 2007

• I Don't Buy It: Viagra Commercials

  Advertising for the masses? Or just a few gullible jackasses?

  Opinion by Geeves — on Aug 05, 2007